tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60809356425700577082024-03-16T15:08:10.702+08:00The Bolehland Political News & JokesBolehJokes bringing you exclusive political news and humorsThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.comBlogger102125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-27797267791329034212010-02-23T23:16:00.002+08:002010-02-23T23:30:01.696+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: "Konsep Sama Sama Cari Makan" is still alive?Zahrain thought that PKR and Penang will offer him lots of Angpow this year, but at the end, they give him a no-go. Hence he plays a yo-yo towards the stability of Pakatan by quitting PKR.<br /><br />Konsep cari makan has existed in previous political system but nowadays, it isnt safe anymore. Who knows who can betray who? Guan Eng is no stupid fella. If he accept Zahrain and IGP recommendation to approve a RM 2 company to operate and manage Bukit Jambul Golf & Country Club, MACC will have an old visitor, which is Mr Lim Guan Eng himself.<br /><br />So what the hell is this Zahrain up to? He's doing this for self-benefit or is he just a manipulative son of a bitch from BN to set up a trap for Guan Eng? Or is he just the typical "pemalas" wanna "cari makan senang senang", earn lots of commission by being the middle man and be able to spend alot of time banging balls at home?<br /><br />Either way, fuck off to you Zahrain! We dont need rubbish like you. By the way, quit everything you hold and then disappear. Get a new life, get a sex change, get a cat, get a hobby but whatever you do, stay away from politic, you moron.<br /><br />Nah! Courtesy of TCJ<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLKnUWJoUt0gYSsXD3CPIVL65RhfvRztMRRBW-05hTd6oCJyJyU3RwUEFa6PAn0gHTHCAIX5rPkd4bzZYuNw2H4pjIRRYGyV5VmGs2tbx6XAVXijCDL_KHOltzVSB_oLuZnmR5QU_pczjA/s1600-h/2midfinger.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 185px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLKnUWJoUt0gYSsXD3CPIVL65RhfvRztMRRBW-05hTd6oCJyJyU3RwUEFa6PAn0gHTHCAIX5rPkd4bzZYuNw2H4pjIRRYGyV5VmGs2tbx6XAVXijCDL_KHOltzVSB_oLuZnmR5QU_pczjA/s320/2midfinger.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5441461387770589362" border="0" /></a>The Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-7012432450596254642009-10-09T15:42:00.002+08:002009-10-09T15:45:06.102+08:00Bolehjokes request: Does anyone wants to update this blog?Dear Bolehland Comrades,<br /><br />I hardly have any time or mood to update this blog. Does anyone wants to volunteer to update? Please let me know in the comment box. Thanks.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-78059757647652550842009-08-02T22:30:00.005+08:002009-08-03T00:32:10.276+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: Crime rate has increased? Why?Dear Countrymen,<br /><br />I just heard that Bolehland's crime rate has increased to more than 70% to 80 % since last year. Have you ever wonder why? For the longest time I could not understand.<br /><br />But now I know why....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBr1_0QwKrwKhJGbu6GCkv4UxLUEoxShd39daD-VVQ0IW1fr320-oNKpTaPpoEBnbLBP003Owb0cMlTus5-N3pAKUJZAzY0Gz4ZF-cs4wgWkjRy-wYnLzJ_tZIdJMSBYoWhLlwI5b8BPqo/s1600-h/policeriot2.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 235px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBr1_0QwKrwKhJGbu6GCkv4UxLUEoxShd39daD-VVQ0IW1fr320-oNKpTaPpoEBnbLBP003Owb0cMlTus5-N3pAKUJZAzY0Gz4ZF-cs4wgWkjRy-wYnLzJ_tZIdJMSBYoWhLlwI5b8BPqo/s320/policeriot2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365380108966930674" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Hell! Our police are too busy on the streets! Arresting disgruntled citizens.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPcnXYJerqCOoXinVQzSwsEikwUD4pXkcslXCgXeJupRKu6Y3gbP9UeOnHiUObv_Q2tYn_CF0JIcn4JvHQyXlOOBxVFC35iF13ai2B46ZGEIkKa04YpyfIv9HUjX5AE52o0DEj2pj6QjaI/s1600-h/policeriot.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPcnXYJerqCOoXinVQzSwsEikwUD4pXkcslXCgXeJupRKu6Y3gbP9UeOnHiUObv_Q2tYn_CF0JIcn4JvHQyXlOOBxVFC35iF13ai2B46ZGEIkKa04YpyfIv9HUjX5AE52o0DEj2pj6QjaI/s320/policeriot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365380104892211314" border="0" /></a><br />WAH! BIG BIG CRIMINALS LAH THESE GUYS! Anti ISA protesters only but bloody big deal to police.<br /><br />Police said protesters are wasting their time and effort and rightly so. They were sweating whole day playing cat and mouse game with these people. After this, they gotta come out with reason to charge those odd 60 over fellas. They gotta come out with excuses as to why 100,000 others were not charged. Bloody fucking hardworking man these guys. And you said they were not efficient and lazy? Come on! I think come year end, they expect bonuses from Najib for working extra hard on the streets!<br /><br />On the other hand, our lovely 1Malaysia ideologist reiterate again that we should not waste our time protesting and he is damn right again, just like our bulldozer police force. He is basically telling you to shut the fuck up and take the raping service as it is because you can yell all ya want trailer park and nothing gonna happen. The normal raping service resumes as usual after this. LOL!<br /><br />But still I think we should do it more often. I mean the protest. Once the police get sick and tired of us one day, they will probably say "Lantak lah. Biar aje lah. Aku nak slumber ni!" (Fuck it. Let them protest all they want. I might as well take a nap!)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj94V4-S2WjRe1KfE7JICaJ7lPV2oAE6SgUqhg3X6byxBdqHAcaaOR1ZpQ2uGSRU_yW8DkND8oHvJ79lx2GcJJOHGrsi_miZeyEzrVksOHxJuEGyR06jS9aUwyAsNsqPjBknXMZjmQ6yTth/s1600-h/boleh.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 277px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj94V4-S2WjRe1KfE7JICaJ7lPV2oAE6SgUqhg3X6byxBdqHAcaaOR1ZpQ2uGSRU_yW8DkND8oHvJ79lx2GcJJOHGrsi_miZeyEzrVksOHxJuEGyR06jS9aUwyAsNsqPjBknXMZjmQ6yTth/s320/boleh.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365381551809049810" border="0" /></a><br />DALAM MIMPI BOLEH! (Maybe in our dreams, we can!)<br /><br />And lastly our lovely retired cute old man, Tun Dr. M said he understands Malaysia Boleh (Malaysia can do it!) concept better than 1Malaysia. Looking at the present situation, of course we should understand why we are bOleh! LEPAK LAH! :)<br /><br />In order to show Tun that I agree with his ideology of Malaysia Boleh!, the picture below is dedicated to him.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNQDYYmp8OgS2Vuzrt5ePILgWoK3YxM8DgknXLFy_k_JMdiiSuQUqQWpoT0ezYt6xvHoJYJb6XrSL2XuPnNDA7yVAe4rBpvvIacw_wIXS2T89dvIGuR5sgEzGL44zREXUCIJlusmMFWBjJ/s1600-h/2midfinger.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 185px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNQDYYmp8OgS2Vuzrt5ePILgWoK3YxM8DgknXLFy_k_JMdiiSuQUqQWpoT0ezYt6xvHoJYJb6XrSL2XuPnNDA7yVAe4rBpvvIacw_wIXS2T89dvIGuR5sgEzGL44zREXUCIJlusmMFWBjJ/s320/2midfinger.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365404746017941634" border="0" /></a><br />Malaysia BOLEH! LOL. BAH.... FUCK OFF!<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com121tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-18728952566727761942009-04-18T14:04:00.006+08:002009-04-18T15:11:00.306+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: Freedom in Malaysia (the boleh version)<span style="font-weight: bold;">Malaysia Previously</span><br /><br />Any mere mention of May 13 incident will land you into trouble. No joke.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Malaysia Today</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX3nK_KffeP3_tTQMqhqsYM63C7tHP8716T6-pxd22KMNvURlKd6AzLfMP-cfCxHkAn9wDiyVQ_wBT9kQ3yGsdAarg73Hb8jXK5K0hSiaEzF0unjnGnbt7Nlm_ZJjye1EL92rB0KYH5QtL/s1600-h/musa+hassan.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 136px; height: 136px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgX3nK_KffeP3_tTQMqhqsYM63C7tHP8716T6-pxd22KMNvURlKd6AzLfMP-cfCxHkAn9wDiyVQ_wBT9kQ3yGsdAarg73Hb8jXK5K0hSiaEzF0unjnGnbt7Nlm_ZJjye1EL92rB0KYH5QtL/s320/musa+hassan.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325911101019791266" border="0" /></a>Musa:<br />You can talk about anything, we will never stop you from doing so. Just that we were saying not to talk about Altantuya, Razak Baginda, murder linking PM and his wife, racial issue, something that incite hatreds, emotional issue and errr.....what else...... oh ya, dont talk about the police force being corrupt as well ya. I'm serious. We are all good people.<br /><br />Interviewer:<br />What if they still do?<br /><br />Musa:<br />Then ISA lah! What else. They wanna taste Kamunting curry chicken, then try me.<br /><br />AND WE SAY OUR NATION HAS EVOLVED EVER SINCE! CERTAINLY RIGHT, IN TERMS OF MANY MORE THINGS THAT WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT.<br /><br />This situation leads me to think about this movie called "Iron Monkey".<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoqGi9XEdBb1VvjZcRDFLoeNGvyUJq6igF8Tq0wg3G7cS1E7jZYyOKNZ8kePEF1DC0j7__fn5OlD8kbS83LpAWQhyjFWUrpTrm9vGDBf-0zAu8Ry51FWkfe-lwIVw584LB41h_6F2WGOPA/s1600-h/15205.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoqGi9XEdBb1VvjZcRDFLoeNGvyUJq6igF8Tq0wg3G7cS1E7jZYyOKNZ8kePEF1DC0j7__fn5OlD8kbS83LpAWQhyjFWUrpTrm9vGDBf-0zAu8Ry51FWkfe-lwIVw584LB41h_6F2WGOPA/s320/15205.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325921452414190338" border="0" /></a><br /><br />In this movie, the corrupt officer was so desperate to arrest the justice fighter cum bandit "Iron Monkey" that he ordered the arrest of anyone who has any link with Monkey. Basically, people who merely talk about Monkey were all arrested. haha.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBsMtmapfIp6NbOQGnCKgzanQB8CPvLDVQV8-c13HzxRwcVmsSGnprJz16BxEK55boGN4vm0o1DWhX8klI_XGlp4R4EGj3epJtdbNeYs-hu_GAsjoKiYFDjlUTcqLJBKnJ0g9yAAU7Wyb1/s1600-h/monkey-c.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 254px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBsMtmapfIp6NbOQGnCKgzanQB8CPvLDVQV8-c13HzxRwcVmsSGnprJz16BxEK55boGN4vm0o1DWhX8klI_XGlp4R4EGj3epJtdbNeYs-hu_GAsjoKiYFDjlUTcqLJBKnJ0g9yAAU7Wyb1/s320/monkey-c.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325921453689044866" border="0" /></a><br />They even arrested a person practicing his monkey stance.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJXHoIMkJwxxfzE6vEb0DQb9uzncwBS8FPjzh3N0FoKlj1BktkA6Yt2KaDBLJLATYOOPMQwb3AndDu3dgafqUcJGB24E3C_2GBJTJZ_HLAKl16l-Im83ypVPPCGgq9z6_66s-7az4-04yc/s1600-h/monkey.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 222px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJXHoIMkJwxxfzE6vEb0DQb9uzncwBS8FPjzh3N0FoKlj1BktkA6Yt2KaDBLJLATYOOPMQwb3AndDu3dgafqUcJGB24E3C_2GBJTJZ_HLAKl16l-Im83ypVPPCGgq9z6_66s-7az4-04yc/s320/monkey.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5325921461009546034" border="0" /></a><br />Even monkey performer were not spared! haha.<br /><br />Coming back to Bolehland, are we going to be in this situation very soon?<br /><br />I hope not! Oh gosh.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-70354906818510486522009-04-10T13:21:00.007+08:002009-04-10T15:15:04.220+08:00The BolehJokes Humor: Something to enlighten your day<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6kRhz_x_nfiCLik3UTCcKPlOHkt1AFmovjP9EnbqimL5QcIg4hxSur_JL7noG48F9hHTndNcaRzmrpvoOlyfL9iTFlV58l19oFcM0ajcOXiwYFn7cjWvKcSF65kGlgShKeHDYm9YJXF4Z/s1600-h/syed.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322956951294060722" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 200px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 223px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi6kRhz_x_nfiCLik3UTCcKPlOHkt1AFmovjP9EnbqimL5QcIg4hxSur_JL7noG48F9hHTndNcaRzmrpvoOlyfL9iTFlV58l19oFcM0ajcOXiwYFn7cjWvKcSF65kGlgShKeHDYm9YJXF4Z/s320/syed.jpg" border="0" /></a>Interviewer: Since you're not being appointed into the cabinet, what are you gonna do?<br /><br />Syed H: Hmm...I think I need to reinvent myself in order to stay relevant. Look at Madonna. She reinvented herself many times and remained so successful. I will start with spending some time with Samy to get some valuable advise in getting a wig.<br /><br />Interviewer: Why did you order the arrest of Teresa Kok last time?<br />Syed H: I said it many times already (offended). I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HER!<br />Interviewer: What do you mean by that?<br />Syed H: Chua Soi Lek was watching her! She should thank me instead. How ungrateful.<br /><br />Interviewer: Do you hate Raja Petra?<br />Syed H: Of course I do! I am better looking and yet he's more popular. How unfair!<br /><br /><p></p><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoIOMm1F4yLtcyYhCi_MNPziDR2tFeVGfEt_fzyjEC5wsBUKuOaWhJacwqrXdM-fAd6rYJ_Hkf6NN_AVEL9s0UGWhu2_aQRZDpzfDLP_FVcI91lkycoCQLk3cWzetlaqzNQLHgzLSxgwYX/s1600-h/1samy.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322939151159829986" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 202px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 215px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoIOMm1F4yLtcyYhCi_MNPziDR2tFeVGfEt_fzyjEC5wsBUKuOaWhJacwqrXdM-fAd6rYJ_Hkf6NN_AVEL9s0UGWhu2_aQRZDpzfDLP_FVcI91lkycoCQLk3cWzetlaqzNQLHgzLSxgwYX/s320/1samy.jpg" border="0" /></a>Interviewer: What's your plan of action to regain the Indians' confidence in MIC?<br />Samy: Well it's simple. I'm going to request for more seats. More seats, more indians will support.<br /><br />Interviewer: Most people claimed that they despise and dislike you.<br />Samy: I know. It's not my fault. It's my hair stylist! I wanted to change my hairstyle long time ago but was advised that, as long as I am the MIC chairman, it should remain the same. It's fengshui matters you know.<br />Interviewer: ????<br /><br /><div><div> </div><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPMUbMVss0dOUy6ORh4qmILret3dlCe3LesoB4vYw_VwdwnY_wszVdiYbsQV1YX8P5yMFx9HRfXZH9BH6LVWnDoaMCKTZJvkLHCg9UmSuIXVnOJ_6k_EeGFKTf0zdWKBnnHPg9vt28gq1V/s1600-h/KJ.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322939152246536642" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 211px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 292px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPMUbMVss0dOUy6ORh4qmILret3dlCe3LesoB4vYw_VwdwnY_wszVdiYbsQV1YX8P5yMFx9HRfXZH9BH6LVWnDoaMCKTZJvkLHCg9UmSuIXVnOJ_6k_EeGFKTf0zdWKBnnHPg9vt28gq1V/s320/KJ.jpg" border="0" /></a>Interviewer: They are all laughing at you right now. They said that you've been sidelined. What's your thought on that?</div><br /><div>KJ: Laugh all they want. I got the most important job right now. I am recruiting youth and I will start with all those Mat Rempits. They can contribute to society. Infact, I've been contemplating for a long time whether to get myself a Motorbike courtesy of the Government's fund.<br /></div><br /><div>Interviewer: Previously, rumours has it that there is something going on with you and Maya.</div><br /><div>KJ: I look into the mirror everyday and I knock my head against it everytime. Maya is not as desperate as some people thought.</div><br /><div>Interviewer: Dr Mahathir has been critisizing you lately, putting you in an unfavorable position.</div><div>KJ: I know I am not as good looking as as his son Mukhriz but give me a chance! Being ugly is not a crime!</div></div><br /><div></div><div><div> </div><div><br /> </div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRqlyGavCHNOs4J0SC6_zRXQjjMhfAsncZ-TBypB3NBwwvLvmThXeK4iDnofmS8Gv5HDD1dKx5gP7sSWGXZ3D-wsP6G5qLJXsLKXWHP_85DDzMKNcmNk9dS8oPfslWBanucY5CwHDLsPHg/s1600-h/mahat.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322939144283051778" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 194px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 253px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRqlyGavCHNOs4J0SC6_zRXQjjMhfAsncZ-TBypB3NBwwvLvmThXeK4iDnofmS8Gv5HDD1dKx5gP7sSWGXZ3D-wsP6G5qLJXsLKXWHP_85DDzMKNcmNk9dS8oPfslWBanucY5CwHDLsPHg/s320/mahat.JPG" border="0" /></a></div><div>Interviewer: Was Mukhriz's appointment to the cabinet your arrangement, Tun?</div><div>Tun M: Nonsense! He sent his resume to Najib himself with his Dell laptop. Of course, he put my name as the referee which adds alot of credibility.<br /><br />Interviewer: It was claimed that you are the power from behind and that Najib is doing everything according to your advise.</div><div>Tun M: Another rubbish. I didnt advise him to marry Rosmah but he did! That shows that he didnt need my advise.</div><div><br />Interviewer: Muhyiddin said that you are like a "pop star"..</div><div>Tun M: I know! If only I am alittle bit taller, I would have remained in Bollywood.</div><br /><div> </div><div><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvNUDZ_LUzSWyByQ5YNjKvRwir1qEIwIrsW2ymJk-E-oEbxkti77wHIGcObXJu9EzvuURmmY6PfxZzn0bNZq5jL1lwVqAVWKFmjef7thOOs_EX2U0ql1yEak8zSvfrDWyQC7QgDjm7m_6B/s1600-h/najb.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322947456679248818" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 191px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 235px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvNUDZ_LUzSWyByQ5YNjKvRwir1qEIwIrsW2ymJk-E-oEbxkti77wHIGcObXJu9EzvuURmmY6PfxZzn0bNZq5jL1lwVqAVWKFmjef7thOOs_EX2U0ql1yEak8zSvfrDWyQC7QgDjm7m_6B/s320/najb.JPG" border="0" /></a>Interviewer: People claimed that you listen to Dr. Mahathir and act upon his advice?</div><div>Najib: When you go to the clinic, do you listen to the doctor's advise?</div><div>Interviewer: Yes</div><div>Najib: Exactly. He's a doctor. What's wrong with listening to his advise?<br /></div><br /><div></div><div>Interviewer: Why you didnt select Khairy into your cabinet?</div><div>Najib: It's the face-factor. I cant help it, ok? It's not easy on my part. As I said, UMNO needs a new image!<br /><br /></div><div></div><br /><div> </div><div> </div><div>JUST KIDDING! Dont hate me ya. :)</div><br /><div>TCJ</div></div>The Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-33573173264054724062009-04-09T10:34:00.003+08:002009-04-09T10:41:02.545+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: Azilah and Sirul sentenced to deathThe verdict is final. The two police special action force personnel were sentenced to the gallows by the Shah Alam High Court today for the murder of Mongolian national Altantunya Shaarriibuu in December 2007.<br /><br />Any human being with a clear mind can only imagine why would these 2 police officers brutally murder an innocent Mongolian girl without any reason at all. It's unthinkable. I aint going further on this.<br /><br />Anyway, may the poor girl rest in peace.The Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-37703455325278109602009-04-08T10:18:00.013+08:002009-04-08T11:42:52.613+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: What does Najib have to do to regain the support of Chinese and Indians?<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxXry0ZWHgV5iH7GUoyPALgH7IPRa5jZ803RgvjNLcETLqtHF42ems94gSyEyLU-v3SNAIkfn0TyUbujjHhvQrTLQsdUEKxFqAefZSn7lcW8CMTK1puR_0apAIuhqpAvzxBln6vcj8H2op/s1600-h/najib+copy.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322160960032512546" style="WIDTH: 237px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxXry0ZWHgV5iH7GUoyPALgH7IPRa5jZ803RgvjNLcETLqtHF42ems94gSyEyLU-v3SNAIkfn0TyUbujjHhvQrTLQsdUEKxFqAefZSn7lcW8CMTK1puR_0apAIuhqpAvzxBln6vcj8H2op/s320/najib+copy.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><div>This is a trying time for our new prime minister. The results in the 3 by-elections showed a lack of trust and support for his premiership. It shows that it is the direct rejection of Barisan Nasional as a whole and not towards Tun Abdullah Badawi's leadership. At the way it is going, an immediate or may I put it as a drastic change is needed to save BN from further downfall in the next general election. So he's in a make or break situation and a wrong decision will ensure that he goes down to history as the first BN chairman to lose the Government to the opposition.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>The good news for Najib is, he will be better prepared for the challenges ahead unlike his predecessor, Tun Abdullah who was in a long honeymoon period after the massive victory in 2004 election and was caught unprepared by the heavy influence of Anwar's return to politic.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>So what does Najib have to do to regain the confidence and support of the Chinese and Indians?</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>In my opinion, he will have to make some bold moves that will probably not go down too well with people in his own party. He will have to be really brave in doing so.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>1. Remove the extremists in his party (mainly UMNO Youth members). Pump in new blood into the party and change their mentality to be more open and approachable to all races. Anwar will never allow any extremist to exist in Pakatan because this is his main political agenda. To build a complete Malaysia for Malaysian with no concern for the color of the skin. No matter this is just his political gimmick or it is really his ambition, this formula has worked successfully. This is why he was favored strongly by all. He will also have to encourage the Malay politicians to garner the support of other races. Ultimately, it is better to be loved and supported by all Malaysians rather than just being loved by all Malays. </div><br /><div></div><br /><div>2. Form BN into one. This will be very difficult as it will mean that the Chinese, Indians, Sabahan and Sarawakians will have to give up their high post in their respective parties and take a lesser role in a united BN. Let's look at PKR. The party comprises of Malays, Chinese, Indians and other races and their success gave a big hint that Malaysians want to be united. By keeping the same format as UMNO, MCA, MIC and others will not work anymore. Going back to the old way of Mahathir's style of administration will ensure further damages. If BN is not fully rejected now, it will be fully rejected in the future.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>3. In perhaps the boldest move of all, he will have to select 2 deputies from other races following the same format as Lim Guan Eng in Penang. This will definitely be a jaw-dropping move and will almost certain to return a massive gain for BN. However, he will be in a catch-22 situation as it will definitely not go down too well with Muhyiddin and other Vice-Presidents of UMNO. Infact, it will definitely not go down too well with the extremists in his party. However, this will return the confidence to all Malaysians and prove to the nation that he is really firm in his forming of 1 race and 1 nation. The Malaysian nation. Whatever agenda that the Opposition may have, will not be able to match this. But the biggest headache will be selecting 2 capable deputies. In Ong Tee Keat, he has someone who is still strongly loved and supported by certain Chinese (especially the people in Cheras and Ampang) but Samy Vellu is highly despised by not only the Indians but almost every Malaysians. So who can he select?</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Time is running out soon and these are the few ways of how BN can be saved. Question remained as to whether he is brave enough to make these bold moves.</div>The Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-8003267338349676722009-04-07T10:32:00.031+08:002009-04-07T22:16:43.181+08:00Tri-elections: Updates and resultsIt's official! The 'M' factor didn't work out for BN. I feel sorry for the "Pop Star" actually. Haha.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOfE1e0VtkAvsyDIp-nLUivR_j2VaqHDzKE6vfXdWpFQCw1R8-wnwtcsAI4mfUjzxmOucZlT6dcg9FrS89IwY0a7GzEATf8XKqw_S-VDoCUgdLdgjBaJqJD_sYZC1DDlPTm5HY5jFwLesY/s1600-h/mahathirweepsjune02.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 229px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOfE1e0VtkAvsyDIp-nLUivR_j2VaqHDzKE6vfXdWpFQCw1R8-wnwtcsAI4mfUjzxmOucZlT6dcg9FrS89IwY0a7GzEATf8XKqw_S-VDoCUgdLdgjBaJqJD_sYZC1DDlPTm5HY5jFwLesY/s320/mahathirweepsjune02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321953201087828578" border="0" /></a><br /><strong>Bukit Selambau</strong><br />S Manikumar (PKR) 12,607<br />S Ganesan (BN) 10,232<br />Majority 2,375<br /><br /><strong>Bukit Gantang</strong><br />Mohd Jamaluddin Nizar (PAS) 21,860<br />Ismail Saffian (BN-Umno) 19,071<br />Kamarul Ramizu Idris (Ind) 62<br /><br /><strong>Batang Ai</strong><br />BN's Malcolm Mussem Lamoh (3,907 votes) has beaten PKR's Jawah Gerang (2,053). The majority is 1,854.<br /><br />Polling at Bukit Selambau, Bukit Gantang and Batang Ai started at 8am this morning. I'm gonna do my small part of journalism. Check out for more updates.<br /><br /><strong style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">7pm: At Bukit Selambau</strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong>Unofficial results</strong></span> After counting four streams of out 64, PKR's S Manikumar is leading by 578 votes. <p><strong style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">7pm: At </strong><strong style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Bukit Gantang </strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 255);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Unofficial results</span> </strong><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">PAS</span></span>' Mohd Nizar Jamaluddin has increased his lead over BN-Umno's Ismail Saffian. Independent Kamarul Ramizu Idris is trailing far behind. </p><p>PAS 7,294, BN 4,670, Independent 17. Majority 2,624.<br /></p><span style="font-weight: bold;">6.25pm: At Batang Ai UNOFFICIAL</span>: BN wins Batang Ai<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">TCJ: Sigh..at least it's a 2-1. Was hoping for a 3-0.</span><br /><br /><div>6.50pm: At Batang Ai - Latest count: BN is reportedly has increased its lead over PKR to 1,000 votes.Meanwhile, at least three buses with suspected phantom voters have been stopped in Lubok Antu. They are now held at the police station with Election Commission officials and PKR’s Dominique Ng seeking to establish whether they are genuine voters. </div><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguwZfNZtmr6kDQnaJ1cmTaMk29LajCV6I0zLfpLmNsMgNKO5yMLaUqz00T2o5BvrjDWW-To1GTFkysfIRiZD6TsWnFEuh-gw_xShlmnwMZXIHRCvbjEN50t1lLAC8iiRvz6qIBHPvqUkBU/s1600-h/sigh.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321889441138793474" style="width: 250px; height: 236px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguwZfNZtmr6kDQnaJ1cmTaMk29LajCV6I0zLfpLmNsMgNKO5yMLaUqz00T2o5BvrjDWW-To1GTFkysfIRiZD6TsWnFEuh-gw_xShlmnwMZXIHRCvbjEN50t1lLAC8iiRvz6qIBHPvqUkBU/s320/sigh.gif" border="0" /></a><br />5.25pm: At Batang Ai - More unofficial results from the on-going vote count: Gugu - BN 59, PKR 149, Krang Mong - BN 88, PKR 15. BN is still leading.<br /><br /><em>TCJ: SIGH!!!!!!</em><br /><br />5pm: Polling has ended in Bukit Gantang, Bukit Selambau and Batang Ai.<br /><br />4.45pm: At Bukit Selambau - Tension fuelled as both supporters are having a go at each other.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMrfk6Ihl1Y5gW5-_IUCDd5yBaFbJPH01g1yGLxUHTBvCPILYVeGU1HZ8iX9jXnH208gNHHyjYo0RKJQ57_IZevn0fQip_Zi4tKhdSn_xTHJES9vHbyBQ2jH-PcNh17xYc77F_gti8cZZp/s1600-h/fight.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321871265119552034" style="width: 250px; height: 236px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMrfk6Ihl1Y5gW5-_IUCDd5yBaFbJPH01g1yGLxUHTBvCPILYVeGU1HZ8iX9jXnH208gNHHyjYo0RKJQ57_IZevn0fQip_Zi4tKhdSn_xTHJES9vHbyBQ2jH-PcNh17xYc77F_gti8cZZp/s320/fight.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br />4.35pm: At Batang Ai - Of the five boxes opened, <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">BN has won four </span>polling stations - Ng Delok, Dewan Serbaguna Batang Ai, Kerangan Mong and Ulu Engkari. <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">PKR won one</span> in Sempang.<br /><br />BN is leading with 908 votes against PKR’s 356, majority 552. About 20 percent of the votes have been counted so far.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM47PMNIaqCycAtcJYmIEfVFJ8xU4YnAH43FEm44_7-hClQqrVQENI0MaKbBZ_mf_EPQpukHDK62-EmIy5ARctWqrLoYW534tqTvGh0RZ97VQrQnu01gHbCH9Ux7C0ovQFX2Vzknsr2177/s1600-h/no.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321867306382921570" style="width: 250px; height: 236px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM47PMNIaqCycAtcJYmIEfVFJ8xU4YnAH43FEm44_7-hClQqrVQENI0MaKbBZ_mf_EPQpukHDK62-EmIy5ARctWqrLoYW534tqTvGh0RZ97VQrQnu01gHbCH9Ux7C0ovQFX2Vzknsr2177/s320/no.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><br />4.20pm: At Batang Ai - Counting has begun for 14 ballot boxes. It's so far neck-to-neck between BN and PKR.<br /><br />3.25pm: At Bukit Gantang - Blogger Anil Netto has put up <a href="http://anilnetto.com/" target="_blank">a video clip</a> on the teargas incident at SMK Pengkalan Aur polling centre in Air Kuning, Changkat Jering. See the video clip <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nexQ4tVHR08&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.coveritlive.com%2Findex2.php%3Foption%3Dcom_altcaster%26task%3Dviewaltcast%26altcast_code%3D9d0007280b%26width%3D500iurl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fi3.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FnexQ4tVHR08%2Fhqdefault.jpg&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">here</a>.<br /><br />3.24pm: At Batang Ai - Ballot boxes from 14 polling stations arrive at the main tally centre in Lubok Antu’s sport complex.<br /><br />3pm: At Bukit Gantang - Tension boiled as another bus suspected of ferrying phantom voters arrived causing both supporters unrest. A PAS supporter was hit and fainted after a bottle thrown by a BN supporter hit him. Six trucks of FRU were deployed to restore calm.<br /><br />2.25pm: At Batang Ai - Although polling is closed in many of the remote polling districts, the vote counting will not be done at the respective polling stations as was the case in the past.<br />According to the Election Commission, for reasons of logistics and weather, these ballot boxes are to be transported either by boat or helicopter to the main tally centre at the sports complex in Lubok Antu. The votes will be counted there. These boxes represent about 45 percent of the total electorate.Opposition PKR has earlier lodged an official protest because they are concerned of the possibility that these boxes could be switched while on transit. The opposition has also complained of the over-bearing presence of police even in the most remote polling districts. PKR leaders described this as an act of intimidation. According to initial unofficial exit polls, BN is trailing in a number of polling districts.<br /><br />2.20pm: At Bukit Selambau - Police detained two men this morning for stopping a bus carrying BN election workers.<br /><br />2.15pm: At Bukit Selambau - 2 more buses ferrying suspected phantom voters arrived. The passengers claimed to be BN supporters.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhajpDAOZZGaGb9FuJp6590L6K9bB9mj2nCDfNrR5GlPj6WIKZM_70cstLyC61dXxUhFkkOcw1R4EyLn0VqzZzkRazGXmJeWPHtIkJ0z9Z4xnjZeQRSpim56EJyFob_abmnqV5WqczAG5W6/s1600-h/dreamean.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321830458366563842" style="width: 320px; height: 140px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhajpDAOZZGaGb9FuJp6590L6K9bB9mj2nCDfNrR5GlPj6WIKZM_70cstLyC61dXxUhFkkOcw1R4EyLn0VqzZzkRazGXmJeWPHtIkJ0z9Z4xnjZeQRSpim56EJyFob_abmnqV5WqczAG5W6/s320/dreamean.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />2pm: At Batang Ai - Unexpected high voters turnout. Both BN and PKR leaders have expressed confidence of winning. Political observers feel that this could end up a close fight with the results going either way.<br /><br />1.47pm: At Bukit Gantang - Another bus suspected of carrying phantom voters caused disturbance.<br /><br /><em>TCJ: SACK OF WINE! Will you motherfuckers organise a clean election please. Stop cheating the "Rakyat". Damn it.<br /></em><br />1.26pm: At Bukit Gantang - Changkat Jering state representative Mohd Osman Jailu arrived and was labelled "Katak" by PAS supporters. Osman defected from PKR to become independent which allowed BN to seize control in Perak.<br /><br />12.57pm: At Bukit Gantang - There were unconfirmed report stating that the police have fired teargas at the crowd at the SMK Pengkalan Aur polling centre in Air Kuning, Changkat Jering.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3WaKQP9orLMoWN2x0Fs-LeKgNkdHRCBDxt-5at9jlWfPU_JPRze-qur8tMipBRaNRG9wEkSkgtEoItouyrRAr5neDmxwCRKyf4UMQseK6NHRNQ9u3DhA8Aq67NbyTf-qnA7vVQeKbeCN6/s1600-h/teargas.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321818631587703026" style="width: 250px; height: 236px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3WaKQP9orLMoWN2x0Fs-LeKgNkdHRCBDxt-5at9jlWfPU_JPRze-qur8tMipBRaNRG9wEkSkgtEoItouyrRAr5neDmxwCRKyf4UMQseK6NHRNQ9u3DhA8Aq67NbyTf-qnA7vVQeKbeCN6/s320/teargas.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><em>TCJ: Here we go again. As the Great Syed Hamid once said - "Believe me! It's for your own protection"</em><br /><br />12.55pm: At Batang Ai - Low voter turnout so far.<br /><br /><em>TCJ: You know what. Maybe those guys decided that if they cant get support, they might as well make it hard for people to vote. So they make it to weekdays and no public holiday. Clever tactic eh?</em><br /><br />12.05pm: At Bukit Selambau - One bus suspected of carrying phantom voters has been stopped by opposition supporters at Gurun.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7BcekyC-RV-dDRiOcWnShADIgVaeFR6Cq9-cjBmuvng7kSUM5pAUK_PDYr5dsXXTQTdXQ-wPVbx_-jj_RtIAlkGw2tQ6osXgJxNznngCwxjYy-z781zilxH7nlzyI6LAvXA1Zr4K65w6-/s1600-h/phantom.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321803296105984322" style="width: 206px; height: 182px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7BcekyC-RV-dDRiOcWnShADIgVaeFR6Cq9-cjBmuvng7kSUM5pAUK_PDYr5dsXXTQTdXQ-wPVbx_-jj_RtIAlkGw2tQ6osXgJxNznngCwxjYy-z781zilxH7nlzyI6LAvXA1Zr4K65w6-/s320/phantom.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><em>TCJ: Cant you guys be honest for once and stop cheating? God is watching this election, mind you!</em><br /><br />12.11pm: At errr.... God knows where :) : I am taking a break. Be right back in 15 mins time. HAHA. Gotcha!<br /><br />11.46am: At Batang Ai - EC has decided to transport ballot boxes for 14 out of the 26 polling stations by river and helicopters to the counting centre. Polling agents are not allowed to accompany these ballot boxes.<br /><br /><em>TCJ: MAH KEH CHAU HAI AR! What's with this? Arranging for fraud again? EC, what have you gotta hide? Why cant agents follow? Bloody fishy!<br /></em><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgTj6B2fK5lJe6UqakxJGtKM4Xil2eRZhqyzAS2LUjPJ-Ak2qZ1lGPE0vUWBGffPNF6KWYzBYtOBLDZvOJIxsn9CbBXLZiJUzeCK4a6IIEwew6edU57sI88o1FuzTvWURL00Wn8LAfLRfY/s1600-h/fraud.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321794214549082882" style="width: 206px; height: 182px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgTj6B2fK5lJe6UqakxJGtKM4Xil2eRZhqyzAS2LUjPJ-Ak2qZ1lGPE0vUWBGffPNF6KWYzBYtOBLDZvOJIxsn9CbBXLZiJUzeCK4a6IIEwew6edU57sI88o1FuzTvWURL00Wn8LAfLRfY/s320/fraud.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />11.22am: At Bukit Selambau - FRU has been deployed at SM Aman Jaya after a stand off between BN and PKR.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivHYaEdq3brm3XCq4dSksKt5l7u3nj0TyaskDYJE6ngJzj8AFLXljBUoBdD3xDE4zmVRcLp6UBsv4DWF2THaRIEO-1WbdZBDoWuRdoDTBsddcVjD9-HfKUUGSzwBoovWxngA83OuzVJhNM/s1600-h/gangster2.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321788920251748402" style="width: 250px; height: 235px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivHYaEdq3brm3XCq4dSksKt5l7u3nj0TyaskDYJE6ngJzj8AFLXljBUoBdD3xDE4zmVRcLp6UBsv4DWF2THaRIEO-1WbdZBDoWuRdoDTBsddcVjD9-HfKUUGSzwBoovWxngA83OuzVJhNM/s320/gangster2.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><em>TCJ: Alamak! More gangsters coming! Becareful people!</em><br /><br />11.00 am: At Bukit Gantang - PAS candidate Mohamad Nizar's vehicle was blocked and kicked by BN supporters.<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj5LMjlGJHYnXr-gX-GRMTGWTEXVgDCKi9V7oeBdMdzrc0mzst-KS1OGzmWA7_j9q_kiVJd29SqgEZWTcYzDci4YQa6iQ_NMhbR7JIjo_-noNHTUxu5-6x0MltrQuAqPLmzqiuSgLKM1iu/s1600-h/gangster.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321785075231771634" style="width: 250px; height: 196px;" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj5LMjlGJHYnXr-gX-GRMTGWTEXVgDCKi9V7oeBdMdzrc0mzst-KS1OGzmWA7_j9q_kiVJd29SqgEZWTcYzDci4YQa6iQ_NMhbR7JIjo_-noNHTUxu5-6x0MltrQuAqPLmzqiuSgLKM1iu/s320/gangster.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><em>TCJ: Beware! Gangster sudah mari!</em><br /><br /><br />10.39 am: At Bukit Selambau - Argument broke out between PKR and BN supporters over the location of their tents outside the SJK (Tamil) Palanisamy Kumaran polling centre.<br /><br /><em>TCJ: Macam budak-budak lah these people!</em><br /><br />10.33 am: At Bukit Gantang - PAS seemed more upbeat than their BN counterparts.<br /><br />10.18 am: At Bukit Gantang - BN supporters shouted ‘Penderhaka' (traitor) to Nizar. PAS supporters reacted by shouting ‘Hancur Umno, Hidup Nizar'.<br /><br /><em>TCJ: Aiyoh! Anyone who challenge BN is a traitor? What kind of mentality is that? Ada cabaran baru ada kemajuan! Belajar lah celaka.!</em></div>The Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-43448701562071590652009-04-07T09:29:00.007+08:002009-04-07T10:27:11.066+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: Using Go-Go girls to pull in crowd<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEaELDEtmPBo998f3Bden-7o90rFZwYh-K8h7eiW-Pdt-yAqc2hfQMytRk-UgJGwCoYzSqfonaOuPfHlfOzEcg0x_XKaV1Nr7JZVjCzLwUw2YKcjIP-plbYh9A7rrbfeGdsRsMPiZWzpVx/s1600-h/girl.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321762790403535746" style="WIDTH: 236px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEaELDEtmPBo998f3Bden-7o90rFZwYh-K8h7eiW-Pdt-yAqc2hfQMytRk-UgJGwCoYzSqfonaOuPfHlfOzEcg0x_XKaV1Nr7JZVjCzLwUw2YKcjIP-plbYh9A7rrbfeGdsRsMPiZWzpVx/s320/girl.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div>I almost pissed myself laughing after reading this. Using go-go girls to pull in crowd. HAHAHA.<br /><div><br /><div>Sorry fellas for the long hiatus. I'm back!</div><div><br /></div><div></div><div>In perhaps the cheapest political tactic ever, BN decided to use the go-go girl to grab attention in Bukit Gantang. </div><div><br /></div><div>Come on! Are they really out of ideas? What's next?</div><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit43ZKSBqvcK2pGmXldUVYSb24ckwMy7C1jWrlwjbdiKKV_eQnbdaAwOj77qss1pgcdVAEjPGd-SBXT1wFiQfOjBJZezzVgIBw5T7Ik9yWNm3zSTM7YtfCObinyMXwfXe4tD97m0JSjZjT/s1600-h/image.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321760936204698162" style="WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 200px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEit43ZKSBqvcK2pGmXldUVYSb24ckwMy7C1jWrlwjbdiKKV_eQnbdaAwOj77qss1pgcdVAEjPGd-SBXT1wFiQfOjBJZezzVgIBw5T7Ik9yWNm3zSTM7YtfCObinyMXwfXe4tD97m0JSjZjT/s320/image.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div>Stand-up comedian?</div><div><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2M8Ss3gFkJ_cD1ZJfc5kShg17UAzBktOOLzi2vKyqSo_HfvrPBGo4jxsXdS_ejxHGGOjM2PzGzB7a4_09zE63QAG6bjWbIs7x0ESHH_SM5KqcKy-QDAl6UDoStL1XPWTF6sapxs8l3mqr/s1600-h/untitled.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321760933009740962" style="WIDTH: 260px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 291px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2M8Ss3gFkJ_cD1ZJfc5kShg17UAzBktOOLzi2vKyqSo_HfvrPBGo4jxsXdS_ejxHGGOjM2PzGzB7a4_09zE63QAG6bjWbIs7x0ESHH_SM5KqcKy-QDAl6UDoStL1XPWTF6sapxs8l3mqr/s320/untitled.gif" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div>Maya Karin?</div><div><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjExwUEbzh2mB8KjxR_c8f6kzT7YdDHvrt6ClE9RYczqPscWWxyoCK3u_NKWLEyedi0NXIscC6UL0S15kLyAQ-M0kawHXN0RupvKmrLksFWORDuDO0KgAxdg2WjDcsghtxHXCvK3nD0FGww/s1600-h/rempt.bmp"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5321760939245611298" style="WIDTH: 250px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 243px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjExwUEbzh2mB8KjxR_c8f6kzT7YdDHvrt6ClE9RYczqPscWWxyoCK3u_NKWLEyedi0NXIscC6UL0S15kLyAQ-M0kawHXN0RupvKmrLksFWORDuDO0KgAxdg2WjDcsghtxHXCvK3nD0FGww/s320/rempt.bmp" border="0" /></a><br /></div><div></div><div>Or Mat Rempit Motor Show?<br /><br /></div><div>Who suggested the go-go girls anyway? What a brilliant political adviser you got there mate! Hehe.</div><div><br /></div><div>I like to laugh alot these days. So pardon me. And I just read this headline below and again couldnt stop laughing.</div><div></div><div><br /><a id="title" href="http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/101840">Why is 'suratkhabar lama' in town?</a></div></div><div>PKR VP Azmin Ali trains his guns at Mahathir during a ceramah. </div><div> </div><div>"Umno has a new president, a new deputy and there is a shift in leadership. So why must they bring the 'suratkhabar lama' (old newspaper) to campaign?" he asked, drawing laughter from the audience.</div><div> </div><div></div><div>HAHAHAHA. SURATKHABAR LAMA? Old newspaper?..... bloody good one, brother Azmin. </div><div><div><br /></div><div>TCJ</div></div></div>The Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-77979827479923112582009-01-20T22:56:00.003+08:002009-01-20T23:10:15.637+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: I dont give a flying shit. No hudud for meYou may have your reason. You may thousand of explanations. But hudud is a "no go" for me even if it is only applicable to my Malay friends. It doesn't matter. The thing is, a nation should have a standard law, a standard policy and a standard ruling. How can certain ruling only be applicable to certain race only? It doesn't work that way.<br /><br />Imagine now we have hudud for Malays. Next we will have Chow Kuey Teow law for Chinese. Then Fried Meehoon law for Indians. Roti Bakar campur Teh Ais law for Kadazan, Bajau, Iban and all the orang asli.<br /><br />Next, we have law for the women only. And then law for men. Then law for Manchester United fans only. Then law for Liverpool fans. And so on and so on.....<br /><br />What does that tells you?........<br /><br /><br />That our nation is a fucking rojak!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipmwzK-Ilm09uPs1sRlG7b6Ns7rA2V7pU5bCpeezjsf_evRDZDJRZab-uOarPDj9eGDXRw127SBJsjBMlYxWF9qttCAWcmNMhBYINHymqHXJ4vWin1zpDPXfpqIU6LnFpZyN0dgRoyMYB2/s1600-h/rojak.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEipmwzK-Ilm09uPs1sRlG7b6Ns7rA2V7pU5bCpeezjsf_evRDZDJRZab-uOarPDj9eGDXRw127SBJsjBMlYxWF9qttCAWcmNMhBYINHymqHXJ4vWin1zpDPXfpqIU6LnFpZyN0dgRoyMYB2/s320/rojak.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293391909141446034" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br />no! No! no!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6yIRPhTkqfLPesZbngKt_VOSRi4Ux6aKDcgOVCO9vScmb5mzkP038snjztEkhGhXc411G94wEVDhQcq8Yt5EotwtIZwMghp1rCz_SacNNYsvgX3xzHOeFS8JccQ0-NfCApaCcNcwWW575/s1600-h/2midfinger.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 185px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6yIRPhTkqfLPesZbngKt_VOSRi4Ux6aKDcgOVCO9vScmb5mzkP038snjztEkhGhXc411G94wEVDhQcq8Yt5EotwtIZwMghp1rCz_SacNNYsvgX3xzHOeFS8JccQ0-NfCApaCcNcwWW575/s320/2midfinger.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293391916046208290" border="0" /></a><br /><br />So once again, sorry Uncle Hadi. Rojak idea is a "no go" for me. Focus lah! Unite Pakatan into a strong unit.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-88280619876096753272009-01-06T08:28:00.002+08:002009-01-06T08:36:14.002+08:00Happy New Year Everyone. What is your new year resolution?Hey guys,<br /><br />Sorry for taking such a long break. Anyway, Happy 2009 to everyone. I wish that Bolehland will survive through the economy crisis and that our politicians will be more matured and be more caring.<br /><br />It looks like Najib is going to be our next Prime Minister soon. Politics aside, I only wish that he can bring this nation forward.<br /><br />Sorry Uncle Nik and Uncle Hadi. Hudud is a "no go" for me. Please. The economy is the main concern this year. Stop bickering and save us from the downfall.<br /><br />With all the chaos from the opposition, I am only glad that Anwar didnt takeover now. I bet he can see clearly now that once in power, all his allies are not so united afterall. They end up biting each other. So maybe they will be better prepared for the next term but not now.<br /><br />Best wishes,<br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-86797193180977536352008-11-29T11:09:00.002+08:002008-11-29T11:27:17.042+08:00When the joker lost his jokesDear friends / readers / countrymen,<br /><br />I'm going through some turmoils in my life lately. I have no mood or whatsoever to write or comment about our current political situation at this moment. I saw the Yoga controversy, I just threw the newspaper away. This country is just so full of stupid politicians who are beyond help and at this moment, not worth my time debating about it.<br /><br />Lately, I struggle with my career and personal life and sort of lost my way. I lost confidence in myself, I lost my love one, I lost a friend who died all of sudden, I lost my way in my work, I lost it all. I just couldn't figure out a way to get out of the situation.<br /><br />I hate the way I look, I hate my weight, I hate my height, I hate my job, I hate the way my country is being run at the moment and to sum it all, I hate my life. At this point of time, I feel so alone.<br /><br />Forgive me for being boring but I need a break again before I break down. I will always love RPK and support him. Please keep fighting for what's right for the people of Bolehland, Your Grace. May God bless you and the people of Bolehland.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-11390719353212512322008-11-18T22:23:00.005+08:002008-11-18T22:53:32.616+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: Najib, the economy saviour?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD1mbVonEIdmq4IIjQDelvm3Xh3xaeGtvqCGG2mripq5mQPa4VKGeYvANutMIk2paCSCFJxeLo9Hp4ifXk5JBWSyqB9D8mbvGsNtkiGQz5QPbI2YBbIXZKnF7AflT4UoqsrBH-M0OB9kIv/s1600-h/najib4.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 202px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD1mbVonEIdmq4IIjQDelvm3Xh3xaeGtvqCGG2mripq5mQPa4VKGeYvANutMIk2paCSCFJxeLo9Hp4ifXk5JBWSyqB9D8mbvGsNtkiGQz5QPbI2YBbIXZKnF7AflT4UoqsrBH-M0OB9kIv/s320/najib4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5270010714642470642" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Ok. I'm not a big fan of Najib but I think what he's done recently is brilliant. Most people like to jump to conclusion about many things but if you fucking use your brain for a moment and think properly, what Najib or his advisor has done is actually holding the economy.<br /><br />Here are the reasons (This is only my opinion. You can agree to disagree.)<br /><br /><ol><li>By raising the petrol price, the Government will earn alot of money and have alot in the reserve fund. The prices of other things will go up. Now the Government is reducing the petrol price to RM2.00, not too far away from RM1.92. The prices of other things dont drop, which means the businesses will have more profits as the cost is lesser. Same demand, more profits. Of course the people suffer alittle by spending more but ultimately it is needed to hold on to the economy.<br /><br /></li><li>With the strong reserve fund available, the Government is investing the money back into the market which will balance back the demand and supply. Remember your lesson in school? The theory of demand and supply.<br /><br /></li><li>The subsidy package of RM625. This is given to you to spend instead of keeping. The Government knows that with the money in hand, people will spend. This again stabilise the economy as businesses need demand to sustain.<br /><br /></li><li>The EPF contribution drop to 8% is another brilliant move. That means people will have more money to spend. Yes yes.... I know it's not good when you are old but for now, we need extreme measure to hold on to the economy or else we will all be dead.</li></ol>The Government is trying very hard to stabilise the economy, which is not a bad thing for me. Afterall, this is their last card on the table. The BN Government has lost its reputation badly which needed no further explanation. But if they save the economy in this trying time, this will be in their propoganda in the next election and it will be really strong. I am not surprise that if they are successful, the cushion might just change and people will swing back to BN and support them. Afterall, people are usually very grateful to economy saviour. The opposition will need to work really hard to pin him down.<br /><br />So can Najib save the economy, be the national hero and win you back? In my opinion, he's doing a brilliant job so far.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-7858736443715106772008-11-06T20:26:00.005+08:002008-11-06T21:06:04.026+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: Back after a long break but still sick of Bolehland<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivGKAHr6fht3hgu4Hzqn6P_-cq4M5rDwlS7MWbbaBe7ODh7fiwj0OHjFmu0S8gPgY5mbmzWucBA0kG9HkSMWuHqlKcWnpno3SZ8fitlIWIbJP6hOvau2yvuu6jbHGETGLLV6YH9rO0zy4r/s1600-h/stupid.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 301px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivGKAHr6fht3hgu4Hzqn6P_-cq4M5rDwlS7MWbbaBe7ODh7fiwj0OHjFmu0S8gPgY5mbmzWucBA0kG9HkSMWuHqlKcWnpno3SZ8fitlIWIbJP6hOvau2yvuu6jbHGETGLLV6YH9rO0zy4r/s320/stupid.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265527680048072082" border="0" /></a><br /><br />You know, 50 years of Independence has not taught us any shit! We are still the same bunch of fucking clowns wondering about how our nation should progress and have no fucking clue. We are still busy squabbling, arguing childish facts, politicking matters like road sign language or mini fucking skirts and many more stupidity which skips my mind at the moment.<br /><br />I am really fucking sick of this country. Plus, I have lost my patience in PAS. I seriously don't think this bunch of extremist are going to be the people that can uplift the nation to another stage. Why do they keep politicizing religion? This is not Islamic, we are doing this the Islamic way or according to Islam? Why must relate religion into your fucking administration? For the last fucking time, let me tell you that religion is SELF PREFERENCE, you fuckheads! Dont you just fucking get it? Look at the fucking simple explanation below and work out your fucking formula.<br /><br />Country administration - Strategic planning<br />Religion - Self preference<br /><br />Supporting Manchester United Football Club - Self preference<br />Managing Manchester United Football Club - Strategic planning<br /><br />Can I fucking say that we cant do this, we cant do that because it is not the Manchester United way of doing it? What about Liverpool and Arsenal supporters? Will they agree with your Manchester United way of doing things? Anything that relates to self preference should be left out of administration. Your administration strategies should be about bringing the nation to further improvement and that's all it is about. Why must complicate matters into your self preference? Fucking clowns. How can I trust that PAS can manage the country? No chance. I will not fucking vote for them. No fucking way.<br /><br />Plus the fucking economy is the main concern of the world. Yet our politicians, be it BN or Pakatan seemed to be very hardworking in attacking each other rather than working things out for the people.<br /><br />Plus, the majority of fucking Bolehland citizens will only jump to conclusion, point fingers, start some childish debates, siding the Opposition like a no-brainer and critisizing every Government plan. Not all the things done by Opposition are correct and that includes Anwar, the man that I respect alot. So stop being a no-brainer. Stop worshiping Opposition and support them for everything they do. Go for what's right. Dont be a fucking clown.<br /><br />Now now, I know you will jump to the conclusion like a no-brainer YET AGAIN and start cursing me or may want to attack me with some really pain in the ass comments. All I did was to tell you straight to your fucking face that, it is the truth. And truth fucking hurts! So fuck them and fuck you too!<br /><br />Peace!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjitZzyd0lnh2i1zkAVpkNM3UezQArgZ586Kg-_e5vS4b7w0Lq7A3MKn4B4tN3ET1xkGzFYyHL1J9lRZYPYHzJ0EPRSK9D1VdyAKd-x8eXAQsBFe1zHpbaOwdr1ZyzYV6ytdeOY4UuMO2nU/s1600-h/2midfinger.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 185px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjitZzyd0lnh2i1zkAVpkNM3UezQArgZ586Kg-_e5vS4b7w0Lq7A3MKn4B4tN3ET1xkGzFYyHL1J9lRZYPYHzJ0EPRSK9D1VdyAKd-x8eXAQsBFe1zHpbaOwdr1ZyzYV6ytdeOY4UuMO2nU/s320/2midfinger.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265527676290889346" border="0" /></a><br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-26360958548231112252008-10-11T10:52:00.003+08:002008-10-11T10:58:52.471+08:00Taking a Boleh BreakDear All,<br /><br />Sick of the latest development in Bolehland so I'm not gonna give a flying fuck about politic for a little while.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhru7yMzoCskte88ufFMi2tEJj_qlj1NezEkMMEsbfdBGJux4IdNFglAlaR39N2yhrQidW7g8WBu4KrNoHpibYunVjZ9n27tbwURLDIEV4ITUo9pydhKPVbd-Cbt86BJTIyRTlxxMYtWufE/s1600-h/sad.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhru7yMzoCskte88ufFMi2tEJj_qlj1NezEkMMEsbfdBGJux4IdNFglAlaR39N2yhrQidW7g8WBu4KrNoHpibYunVjZ9n27tbwURLDIEV4ITUo9pydhKPVbd-Cbt86BJTIyRTlxxMYtWufE/s320/sad.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255724552912124226" border="0" /></a><br />In Distraught!<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-71209181565697670862008-10-03T21:57:00.006+08:002008-10-03T22:44:56.358+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: Choosing a Prime Minister<span style="font-size:78%;">Bolehjokes shorties: I am perturbed by the recent crackdown on bloggers. It's really sad when freedom of expression is at an uncompromising situation lately. Maybe the authority just got sick of us bloggers. Maybe because we are just too honest. Whatever the hell it is, I will keep blogging. Blow me? :). Anyway, free RPK and leave other bloggers alone.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Choosing a Prime Minister</span><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1YF5Q7DXNdXw9SCS8wsg915q628HEao3U2kiP1kNkywNgdZ-xvOR4ijpXWw8791n_oOgh0TA8x5_FuSgNiLCtUbotxA5_iXfaSCdLGLChhGSUkwYlqcpyMoG6-tycdkZrUvz9yr95II8n/s1600-h/obamamccain.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1YF5Q7DXNdXw9SCS8wsg915q628HEao3U2kiP1kNkywNgdZ-xvOR4ijpXWw8791n_oOgh0TA8x5_FuSgNiLCtUbotxA5_iXfaSCdLGLChhGSUkwYlqcpyMoG6-tycdkZrUvz9yr95II8n/s320/obamamccain.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252935677830574770" border="0" /></a><br />In the United States, they are the people's choice.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1-OEIydKOEKlqeTs9tePzDZfyGOXRdhhy-gnaFIEq4q9SRivmiKgOPUSSOcXi3dFnpDRwBEALsUWOLl9fciemTctxLOyBhxi6DXMEO4sQsjvXtAmkmNw-EQ8tl5SmVNoT3P5nEmReOwrZ/s1600-h/matpak.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1-OEIydKOEKlqeTs9tePzDZfyGOXRdhhy-gnaFIEq4q9SRivmiKgOPUSSOcXi3dFnpDRwBEALsUWOLl9fciemTctxLOyBhxi6DXMEO4sQsjvXtAmkmNw-EQ8tl5SmVNoT3P5nEmReOwrZ/s320/matpak.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5252935682322917442" border="0" /></a><br />In Bolehland, it is their choice.<br /><br />Something just provoked my mind lately. While the people of United States of America get to decide who to be the next President, we don't have a say in deciding the Prime Minister of Bolehland. How weird. Of course the genius of mind-twister like Mahathir will claim that it is Bolehland's version of democracy and it's different with USA.<br /><br />Of course this came across my mind as the discussion about Pak Lah handing over power to Najib is getting alot of attention lately. The thing is, the nation dont get to decide so how can we know he is the nation's choice to be the next in charge? When Mahathir stepped down, he hand-picked his successor without the nation's approval as well. Of course internally in the party, there will be voting by party members to decide who will be the President of the party and naturally, the UMNO President will be the Prime Minister. But then again, this will be the party members' decision instead of the nation.<br /><br />What's more, it is just members of UMNO that get to decide the next Prime Minister of Bolehland. It just struck my mind that other component parties in BN will just have to succumb to their decision which means whether or not MCA, MIC, PBS, UPKO, etc want Najib to be the next Prime Minister is not important. How democratic is that? And of course any party that disagree with the appointment can vote for a motion of no confidence against the PM but then one have to take into account of the serious repercussion.<br /><br />More importantly, why cant we, the people, decide who is the next Prime Minister? How do you know I want Najib to be my Prime Minister instead of Muhyiddin, Tengku Razaleigh or others? Bolehland's version of democracy is really questionable. How can we be recognised as a democratic nation puzzles me.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-50814021079187118772008-09-22T22:42:00.003+08:002008-09-22T23:06:14.466+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: OH MY GOD!!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhizAhkYFTytHqgD_U75JrrRi6UeM3IXxLkMoUrX27GGt8AvSjRN3NAhyphenhypheniLd15vfBhfekMu4mMh1ZyfG4UV0XRwKcNCDJy7_w8lQ85YcFy9XIQ0_w2RuDHJ4hBJhWVHs5GkX4JJQXGW8Inb/s1600-h/raymond-tan%5B1%5D.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhizAhkYFTytHqgD_U75JrrRi6UeM3IXxLkMoUrX27GGt8AvSjRN3NAhyphenhypheniLd15vfBhfekMu4mMh1ZyfG4UV0XRwKcNCDJy7_w8lQ85YcFy9XIQ0_w2RuDHJ4hBJhWVHs5GkX4JJQXGW8Inb/s320/raymond-tan%5B1%5D.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5248860652310693778" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;">In perhaps one of the most suicidal statement of all time</span>, ex-deputy president of SAPP and the current Deputy Chief Minister of Sabah Raymond Tan claimed on Saturday that he had been instrumental in preventing the arrest of party president Yong Teck Lee in June in relation to allegations of corruption. He said he had pleaded with Abdullah not to arrest Yong as it would be a bad move.<br /><br />“This is an admission by a BN deputy chief minister that the prime minister can interfere with ACA work,” said Chong Pit Fah, SAPP newly-appointed information chief.<br /><br />That's why the title is "OH MY GOD!". Tell me. How can he be so stupid? I am shellshocked! He just busted the PM's bubble and instead of helping himself, he got the PM into the act. Now they will both be questioned by the people as to why the PM is interfering with ACA's work and what's more, how come a Deputy Chief Minister can persuade the PM to stop it.<br /><br />This is absolutely schoolboys standard of politic. Unbelievably dumb. I'm sure Pak Lah will now be cursing and swearing and shouting "Why Raymond, Wahai Raymond, WHY?"<br /><br />What the hell is wrong with Bolehland? We seem to have substandard politician everywhere. Come on guys! Hire some really qualified political adviser please. Stop hiring abang - adik as your advisor. It wont work. Dont keep putting yourselves to shame.<br /><br />As for Raymond, he may need to study politic for 5 more years before getting involve. Pure crazy statement.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-85881157730861864422008-09-18T23:14:00.003+08:002008-09-18T23:37:57.869+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: Will he, will he not? Is he deceiving us?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5w4GRp9dHjzdpdcVVhyphenhyphenvAAtosqiT2O4OPTsfwQFCKAg_AufZAQxvZn23XGYcRwXqHgHJ0-8lDLB_vPX0u6dgRt7qaIYAyezYrgKxDwCX6-L1R7pTUESMwG5p79lnJh-nbFAMSpQeabJ0h/s1600-h/paklah32.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5w4GRp9dHjzdpdcVVhyphenhyphenvAAtosqiT2O4OPTsfwQFCKAg_AufZAQxvZn23XGYcRwXqHgHJ0-8lDLB_vPX0u6dgRt7qaIYAyezYrgKxDwCX6-L1R7pTUESMwG5p79lnJh-nbFAMSpQeabJ0h/s320/paklah32.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247380873180289234" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><br /><br /><br />He's lying. It's a big political lie. I'm in charge. I'm still in charge!<br /><br /></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJfL7dXjYb0ww3AOu7fcgOmx47emX0j_DvFnVn7SgwFLXhjJua-rAU-CHns0GghuDms2VCyWQsxCncEf78_yLc46IFlBg-vYla-JyKBIY-i70LYDAt_lRtIooXKG0y8gZngPmDYntlnqCg/s1600-h/anwar32.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJfL7dXjYb0ww3AOu7fcgOmx47emX0j_DvFnVn7SgwFLXhjJua-rAU-CHns0GghuDms2VCyWQsxCncEf78_yLc46IFlBg-vYla-JyKBIY-i70LYDAt_lRtIooXKG0y8gZngPmDYntlnqCg/s320/anwar32.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5247380874993889138" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />We said we will deny them 2/3 majority. We did it. We said we will take Selangor, Perak and Penang. We did it. We said we will win big in Permatang Pauh. We did it. And now we said we got the numbers and they again denied it. When will they ever learn?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />For the past few days, I've been thinking. I've been thinking about what can Anwar gain by lying about the numbers. What will he gain for bluffing? I couldn't think of an answer. Unless he's an extremely sad attention seeker. But hey, does he need that? Come on. If he's being exposed for his lies, he will lose credibility and the confidence of the people. Too much of a risk, isnt it? He's rapidly gaining popularity by the days, why would he commit to such a suicidal move? It seems senseless.<br /><br />On the other hand, I've been thinking about how many times the PM deceived me. WOW! It's like most of the time. He aint gonna marry anytime soon, and boom... he got married. Petrol price aint gonna be hiked up anytime now, boom.... the next day it was hiked up and many more which skips my mind at the moment. I hate to point the obvious but he has a history of contradictions. That is why he is a weak leader. He failed to keep his promise most of the time. No offense.<br /><br />After all the careful thinking, I choose to believe in DSAI. It may be delayed, but it will happen. After all, it's not an overnight decision for the PM to step down. It wont be easy for him. Imagine letting go of something in your possession for so long. It's difficult. You saw Mahathir cried like nobody's business when he stepped down. When you are in power, it's hard to let go.<br /><br />But ultimately, that's the people's choice. One way or another, please respect it.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-50541459025248786972008-09-15T23:43:00.003+08:002008-09-15T23:59:05.628+08:00The Bolehland Breaking News: A New Malaysia?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVeL-fCBPlZbevGg3FGLbkePG9gBgTFTTCLNog8wLFnLqUxgpRvtTAfBXe9D8574vIw8NUf1upir4FqrSaL5541TEFlgJtB3_zB1LBbe8ZIQxFvp5rjo37e1V0i2EcEMOL0nCGOXbsSwQO/s1600-h/malaysiaku.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVeL-fCBPlZbevGg3FGLbkePG9gBgTFTTCLNog8wLFnLqUxgpRvtTAfBXe9D8574vIw8NUf1upir4FqrSaL5541TEFlgJtB3_zB1LBbe8ZIQxFvp5rjo37e1V0i2EcEMOL0nCGOXbsSwQO/s320/malaysiaku.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5246278201565673634" border="0" /></a><br /><br />(Malaysiakini) Opposition Leader Anwar Ibrahim told his supporters to have faith as a new government was in sight.<p>"Tonight on the eve of Malaysia day, we are ready to form the government tomorrow," he said to loud cheers from the crowd.</p><p>He said that he had the required number of members of parliament to form the government.</p><p>He said that Pakatan Rakyat has submitted a letter to Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi today, seeking a meeting with him for a smooth transition.</p><p>"Tomorrow is the day we are ready to form the government. But the best time, I tell you, is when we meet the prime minister.</p><p>"A peaceful transition is paramount," he added. </p>He was talking to more than 25,000 people who had gathered at the Kelana Jaya stadium to celebrate Pakatan Rakyat's Hari Malaysia celebration.<br /><br />Bolehjokes opinion:<br />No joke? Really that fast, DSAI? Way to go. Please take extra precautionary measures. Don't slip up. We are counting on you. Thank you, DSAI. God bless you.<br /><br />Folks,<br />If this went through smoothly, our dream has come true and God has finally answered our prayers. All the struggle is well worth it. Finally, I wanna scream to the top of my lungs, MERDEKA!<br /><br />Syabas Anak Malaysia! Keranamu, kita bebas dari kezaliman! Syabas.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-16016434995529361172008-09-13T12:53:00.005+08:002008-09-14T11:39:08.890+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: A bloody fool's mind that caused the use of ISA<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0VSPSHSuD5VIXtDIfHZp7oas9eQwKYPnsy9kth5REQLoISuVY9mA8H8tHrjFTPM2oeDvLt0qodaamcCJM2udby-6uuAUCAETyw9iQQ3eLmEeJoyAjmkyMyHiiJjkkuIOFIXwVTXp347i2/s1600-h/ahmad.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0VSPSHSuD5VIXtDIfHZp7oas9eQwKYPnsy9kth5REQLoISuVY9mA8H8tHrjFTPM2oeDvLt0qodaamcCJM2udby-6uuAUCAETyw9iQQ3eLmEeJoyAjmkyMyHiiJjkkuIOFIXwVTXp347i2/s320/ahmad.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5245371211413942082" border="0" /></a><br />Call him stupid. Call him crazy. But he has the ability to give the Government to use the old excuses to arrest a few people. What's more, he's safe. He was just suspended for 3 years for whatever stupid things that he had done. What kind of justification is that, you tell me. Will there be more? Is this going to be Ops Lalang 2, the Chedet's old trick?<br /><br />As we are advancing Sept 16, some people are really getting desperate. They believed the best way to destroy the plan is through intimidation and the most effective way is to use the ISA. Afterall, didnt our lovely Prime Minister vowed to destroy the plan? Not many Malaysians can take torture. Hell, not many human beings can stand torture. So I can understand their grievances.<br /><br />I am sure the MPs in Taiwan would have been informed about the ISA breakdowns. Will they stand firm on the crossover plan? Human minds changes too rapidly. You can never know. But if they love the nation, this is our only chance. Unfortunately, it is in their hand and not in the hand of the people like me.<br /><br />As we pride our nation as one with the system of democracy, I am most ashamed to confess my feeling that we are more like living in the Nazi era. The only difference is, there's no mass killings. But... I said but, there may be mass incarceration of BN's political enemy.<br /><br />For the next few days, I am really worried for DSAI, Uncle Lim Kit Siang and Tok Guru Nik Aziz. The only way to stop the plan of Anwar is to have more arrest, cause more unrest and continue to intimidate the nation. Some times I wonder why human being can be so power crazy that they lost the basic fundamental of a human nature. Where is the love? Sometimes it's hard to imagine that these people were once the young and cute baby who will grow up with full of promises and end up being a tyrant.<br /><br />We are now living in the 21st century and yet we have the mindset of barbarian ruling our nation. All the while, we are living in the double standard system of democracy especially during the Mahathir's era if you dont realise it already. When will we break free? When will we finally enjoy the true democratic system? Or we never will? God save Bolehland.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">A small update</span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9ijgonR4e9r4iuL3uU4XvlqtpbAZ0RO3aJczS-yay_fBHPpNsbfWz66wIFRSbO6MpXK9N3gfwNE38sQvIFNJC2zEWX9xfbW3tLv90tTbijJF_bDMxQvUAWTjK6bSaaGRGJD1e62i8Ty-I/s1600-h/syedstupid.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9ijgonR4e9r4iuL3uU4XvlqtpbAZ0RO3aJczS-yay_fBHPpNsbfWz66wIFRSbO6MpXK9N3gfwNE38sQvIFNJC2zEWX9xfbW3tLv90tTbijJF_bDMxQvUAWTjK6bSaaGRGJD1e62i8Ty-I/s320/syedstupid.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5245713250999514610" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar explained that Tan Hoon Cheng was arrested under Section 73(1) of the Act because her safety was under threat.</span><br /><br />That's it, folks. He had lost it (his senses). At first, I refused to believe that Syed Hamid can be that stupid. It's just unthinkable. I knew all along he was not that clever but it's alright. At least he wont go into making suicidal statement. But then after this episode, I am dumbfounded. According to Param, back in the 80's, he was a very righteous man. What happened since then? What has changed Syed Hamid, who was once respected by Lawyers and Judges? Only himself and God knows.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-29617184864158834652008-09-06T10:34:00.003+08:002008-09-06T11:34:54.380+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: The racist politicians and the future of BolehlandGuys and girls, I am just so angry that it is beyond words. I guess you know why. First, that moron Ahmad Ismail will not be apologizing after all and thinks that all the people who told him to apologize publicly should apologize to him instead for defaming him. What in the fuck is wrong with this motherfucker? He insulted the Chinese so badly and yet he is demanding for apology? I have accepted that asshole like his kind will never change. Nevermind.<br /><br />I am more angry with Pak Lah and Najib because they are supposed to reprimand this asshole in the first place. What kind of PM and DPM we have over here in this country? They are fucking more caring for Saiful than us the Chinese? Their fucking political career is hanging by a thread and yet they are doing nothing about it to resolve this issue which angered the public. Just illustrated what kind of useless fucking leaders we have in Bolehland.<br /><br />And I am extremely angry with CHICKEN SHIT MCA no balls President Ong Ka Ting and Gerakan no balls acting President Koh Tsu Koon. What the fuck are you waiting for? You still believe in UMNO? Do you wanna be a dog forever?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWX4u0q81-8iglcuRI_HkgsSgpeRCFXcQFrQkiVKfGn2nJ594UDBMFDLOGB805m_ya3N6DIXLo043-WX8jlU646Z3q0S0pcgIrCq0S_N4YS-rF9BbGmljTksv6RbIILCoW52mjvSTxRwiy/s1600-h/mca_logo.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWX4u0q81-8iglcuRI_HkgsSgpeRCFXcQFrQkiVKfGn2nJ594UDBMFDLOGB805m_ya3N6DIXLo043-WX8jlU646Z3q0S0pcgIrCq0S_N4YS-rF9BbGmljTksv6RbIILCoW52mjvSTxRwiy/s320/mca_logo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242746436072697922" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Fucking bark now... Woof wooffff... .<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLasSRDYxYsNB4XMHyaHhKaI4UrZ-S6TcbZjurctWgYoWGmWZOQqXpnVZxCymFVmIyvAI6AKyST3fEjS3qiswHiufYmNZQNipGsK220d9fQjTqVQzr4yzD_2PTzpcyoy4YtM4OBJtByQhi/s1600-h/gerakan_logo.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLasSRDYxYsNB4XMHyaHhKaI4UrZ-S6TcbZjurctWgYoWGmWZOQqXpnVZxCymFVmIyvAI6AKyST3fEjS3qiswHiufYmNZQNipGsK220d9fQjTqVQzr4yzD_2PTzpcyoy4YtM4OBJtByQhi/s320/gerakan_logo.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242746435802763122" border="0" /></a><br /><br />We are not talking about race over here. We are talking about humanity value. Do you think this bunch of idiots in UMNO have that value? Is your millions of earnings more important than your fucking pride? What the fuck are waiting for? Pull out from BN if you still have some pride left in you. You are already a disgrace to your ancestors and will continue to be a disgrace to your future generations. Even my Malay and Indian friends fucking despise you. Get out or get lost. The time is now. Decide!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Let me ask you my fellow Malay friends and countrymen once and for all. Let's be honest to yourself. </span><br /><br />Does it really matter to you if Malay, Chinese, Indian, Sabahan, Sarawakian, Iban, Kadazan and so forth be the Prime Minister of Bolehland if you are earning from RM5000 to RM10000 a month? Will you mind? A capable leader can lead us to stable economy and harmony and ensure we develop as a nation. Why must the skin color or religion be a deciding factor to you? For me, I just want someone intelligent to be my leader. Doesn't matter if he is originally a Sakai. Who fucking cares?<br /><br />Or would you want fucking UMNO to grant you the "Bumiputera right" which entitle you to 7% discount for properties and easy entrance to university but at the end you are only earning RM1200 per month while all the UMNO leaders' family are earning millions of ringgit and keep increasing the petrol price to feed their cronies? What's more, they keep telling you they are protecting your right but are actually ripping you off?<br /><br />I am sure you are clever enough to decide what you want, my Malay friends.<br /><br />All I can say is, we could have been better. We are Oil producing nation and yet we are in decline. How long more do you want to allow this nest of scheming bastards ripping you off? If Sept 16 takeover by DSAI fail, let's ensure in the next GE, UMNO's BN get a major thrashing.The Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-92087507067950016162008-08-26T20:09:00.006+08:002008-08-26T22:10:20.740+08:00The Bolehland Breaking News: Official: Anwar won with bigger majority<span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>It's official! Congratulation, DSAI. Remember to work hard for the Rakyat.<br />9.50pm: </strong></span><strong>Final official EC tally -</strong> Anwar got 31,195 votes, Arif Shah, 15,524, Hanafi, 92. Anwar won with a majority of 15,671.<br /><br />Now, I know some of you are skeptical and cautiously optimistic about his victory. My advise is, give him a chance. If you can give BN 50 years by not coming out to vote, why not take this chance?<br /><br />Well done, Permatang Pauh!<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong><br />9.25pm:</strong></span> <strong>Official EC results:</strong> With final five ballot boxes to go, Anwar has bagged 29,526 votes, Arif Shah (14,444) and Hanafi (89). Majority so far: 15,082.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong><br />9.12pm:</strong></span> <strong>Official EC result:</strong> With 11 more boxes to go, Anwar has won the by-election with a 14,551 majority. He garnered 27,977 votes while BN's Arif Shah obtained 13,426 while Akim's Hanafi Hamat got 85.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong><br />8.32pm:</strong></span> <strong>Unofficial PKR alert</strong>: Anwar wins with a majority of 17,652, obtaining 31,949 votes. BN's Arif Shah garnered 14,297 while Akim's Hanafi Hamat got 74.<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong><br />8pm:</strong></span> <strong>Unofficial:</strong> Anwar Ibrahim is the winner, obtaining a majority of 16,210 votes. He garnered 26,646 votes while Arif Shah Arif Omar got 10,436. His wife, Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail, won the seat with a 13,400 majority in the March 8 general election.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkTpdp6JuhelKi8bWE2bgMY3I1IwIk3Z0J1MvAJD0RqsZPFA-oHXVwH2lo0pEQoTMUOjfdw-Sr0FHNN3UZNCndVMcj_p4ETNzxZC2tNs1yj6LjrKLQhbdL4GyxWkCL0WyTP-JVMH3-CbVi/s1600-h/anwaribrahim.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkTpdp6JuhelKi8bWE2bgMY3I1IwIk3Z0J1MvAJD0RqsZPFA-oHXVwH2lo0pEQoTMUOjfdw-Sr0FHNN3UZNCndVMcj_p4ETNzxZC2tNs1yj6LjrKLQhbdL4GyxWkCL0WyTP-JVMH3-CbVi/s320/anwaribrahim.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238799026452210546" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Way to go DSAI!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>7.59pm:</strong></span> <strong>Unofficial latest count</strong>, Anwar has obtained 16,101 votes as opposed to Arif Shah's 6,071<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><strong>7.43pm</strong></span> The EC starts to announce official results as per the ballot boxes it has counted. As it stands, Anwar is leading by 3,507 votes (or 48.11 percent).<br /><br />The breakdown is as follows: Akim's Hanafi Hamat (nine votes), Anwar (5,398 votes) and Arif Shah (1,891).<br /><br />So far 20 ballot boxes of a total of 111 have been opened and counted. Anwar had won in ALL these 20 boxes. In one particular box, he had obtained 441 votes compared to Arif's 14.The Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-84877260355762001742008-08-24T10:39:00.005+08:002008-08-24T11:11:21.750+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: The Bolehland's latest trend - Swearing on QuranDesperate moment calls for desperate measure?<br /><br />First off, we got the university dropped-out, attention seeking 23-year old Saiful Bukhari who purportedly swear on the Quran and then it was our lovely Deputy Prime Minister's turn, the part-time caretaker for Saiful Bukhari, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak and then followed by the mafia looking Datuk Seri Tajol Rosli. What the fuck is this? The latest fucking trend in Bolehland? How desperate is that? You mean the court is not good enough to prove your innocence or your claim? Why you need to resort to holy swearing?<br /><br />So that means all those fucking criminals rocked behind the bar waiting for their time to attend hearings in court can just fucking swear and get off? What do you think? Will those criminals swear? I bet they will if they can get off scot-free right after swearing. Why the fuck we need court of justice then? What we fucking need is more Quran or Bible or rather more holy books available for all the suspects to fucking swear. If they dare to swear, then they can be released.<br /><br />With the current trend ongoing in Bolehland before Permatang Pauh by-election, I suddenly remember one fucking nice movie by Brad Pitt entitled "<span style="font-weight: bold;">The Sleepers</span>". In one of the scene, Robert DeNiro, a priest in that movie, swear on the bible that he offers nothing but the truth.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnNo6NDGmxQeKRmxuObQDT-hNGluo70xNr3viB2zjeSSBJCifhjCQCmViEJn7_aliA1-OQwx3bYI3Mzgjbj8GNr59PTPc2eLJaD5rXH_pPBvt_6v-lUR3HLYuuoGQfqxOtwnAW-zPw5kJJ/s1600-h/BobDeniro.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnNo6NDGmxQeKRmxuObQDT-hNGluo70xNr3viB2zjeSSBJCifhjCQCmViEJn7_aliA1-OQwx3bYI3Mzgjbj8GNr59PTPc2eLJaD5rXH_pPBvt_6v-lUR3HLYuuoGQfqxOtwnAW-zPw5kJJ/s320/BobDeniro.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5237915442013366834" border="0" /></a><br /><br />What happened next was, he lied in the court and he got the criminals off the hook for a murder charge. And according to the writer, Lorenzo Carcaterra, it was based on a true story.<br /><br />I am sorry to say that at this point of time, I highly doubt Saiful, Najib and Tajol's swearing. It doesn't matter what kind of Sandiwara you'll be putting up next, I am very sure that the people has made up their mind. If they can give Wan Azizah such a huge victory, they can give DSAI a bigger one. As for Arif Shah, you can offer the voters RM100 but you can never offer them a <span style="font-weight: bold;">CHANGE.</span><br /><br />Stupidity in Bolehland has just gotten to a level worse. After swearing, they may offer to walk 5000 miles to Mecca to prove their innocence or claim or whatever.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Question of the day: Will you be willing to go to hell in order to save your political career? We don't live forever. Think about it.</span><br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-63112510356077136162008-08-11T20:43:00.008+08:002008-08-11T22:20:16.682+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: And now it's BN 5 PR 3<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFN09SvSnIFhnXIIh1o6q7gE1O_OjyfRurWjc458ZqzWljyQYhHsVbnNYETL6hVc_OHBQuOZnv4Qw8Awv7k44jp5jp5lpuSvrrJxUM7uWaSBZXiiC0Scz0kfOiVv5pKKPM_qAarTy7qJBt/s1600-h/disappointed.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFN09SvSnIFhnXIIh1o6q7gE1O_OjyfRurWjc458ZqzWljyQYhHsVbnNYETL6hVc_OHBQuOZnv4Qw8Awv7k44jp5jp5lpuSvrrJxUM7uWaSBZXiiC0Scz0kfOiVv5pKKPM_qAarTy7qJBt/s320/disappointed.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5233264758637569554" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style: italic;font-family:arial;font-size:78%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">Boleh-Moan</span>: I am not being negative but are we dreaming? Or rather am I dreaming? I have always harbored the hope of "Bangsa Malaysia" strongly but I just can''t see it happening to this hopeless bloody nation. Let's face it. Barbarians are among us. They incite hatred whenever they can for whatever the fuck reason that they can have. Are humans all born to be biased? WHY? I mean fucking WHY? I am Chinese. So what? Must you hate me because I am Chinese? I cant fucking change that. So FUCK YOU and FUCK YOUR THOUGHTS!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />BN 1 PR 0<br />Ella is too sexy</span><br />PAS Youth demonstrated and BN is smiling.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BN 2 PR 0</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Indonesian singer too sexy</span><br />As if one time is not enough, they did it again.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BN 3 PR 0</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">PAS Youth to protest over Avril Lavigne concert</span><br />At least they were consistent. Consistently crazy. If there's any claim that PAS will practice extremist policy and make our womans all wear tudung and cover their faces like batman, I will certainly believe it.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BN 3 PR 1</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Anwar's sodomy case</span><br />This has bring abit of balance back to PR. If without DSAI, where will all these monkeys from PAS Youth be?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BN 4 PR 1</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">The long-standing disagreement between DAP and PAS. </span><br />Can they work together and not kill each other? I don't know man. PAS seems to enjoy ticking off DAP people and I just saw an UMNO and MCA kind of relationship over here.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">BN 4 PR 2</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Election campaign scandal four years ago</span><br />Maybe I am just so used to it. Used to BN screwing up and thus, it's becoming a norm. PR scored on this one.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />BN 5 PR 3<br />A Nation with Lost Hope - The trashing of Bar Council<br /></span>This is a draw. Violent fanatics from mostly opposition parties caused Bar Council meeting to cancel with chants of racial sentiments while BN practicing double standards as police are not stopping the demonstrators while urging the Bar Council to cancel the meeting.<br /><br />If Pak Lah and his BN people did indeed planned the use of racial card to pull back some sort of support, he had succeeded. Finally he can afford a big smile. He succeeded with the help of PAS. What's more, he's getting an even bigger support from PKR debutant, the champion of race wannabe, Zulkifli Noordin. BN may lost popularity and credibility in the way they handle certain things which angered most of us. But I am slowly losing confident in PR because of PAS and Zulkifli Noordin. What's more, I have lost all my confidence in PAS and their ability to be a good ally to PKR and DAP.<br /><br />Why must I fight against the tyrant only to be harboring false hope and fell into the trap of another tyrant? Unless DSAI get rid of PAS immediately, form PKR and DAP into one party or I may never regain the confident in PR. I don't mind my leader is Malay but I simply don't want extremist to be ruling. I still remember what PAS did to Terengganu the last time they rule over there. DONT RELATE RELIGION INTO ADMINISTRATION, you retard!<br /><br />I am very confident DSAI will still win but what will happen next? He becomes Prime Minister with PAS's backing? What will PAS do next? Make all Malaysians regardless of race to wear Songkok and Tudung? Men and women queue up in different line? We have to change our name to Eddy Yulianto Abdullah? What else? If DSAI dont succumb to them, will they pull out and join BN and help BN regain back the Government? What's next in PAS Youth's agenda? Whatever it is, fuck them. UMNO Youth suffered badly because of their stupidity. Now, PAS Youth is joining them in the fast lane.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br />4 years is really a short time. All I can see is, 4 years from now, people will want to punish PAS badly so that they will finally be a thing of the past. As for me, I will have to spoil my fucking vote because this nation has no hope with UMNO Youth or PAS Youth. Hell, I don't even know if I will go and vote. I may just fucking watch Desperate Housewives and sip some lemon coke and don't give a flying fuck.<br /><br />Now that's why I am so sick of politic. Uncle Nik, sack some people lah! Sack PAS Youth.<br /><br />TCJThe Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6080935642570057708.post-87087532462969504152008-08-06T20:59:00.003+08:002008-08-06T22:17:06.118+08:00The BolehJokes Opinion: Teachers are Gangsters?I know all the hype has been about DSAI's election campaign in Permatang Pauh. I would like to wish him all the best. I don't really know who will step up to challenge him but I feel sorry for that person. He or she will just merely show up, get some publicity and then lose badly (really big time motherfucking badly). Poor thing. Haha.<br /><br />Honestly, I am still a little sick of politic. So let's talk about something else. I read an interesting article in the Star today, entitled "Teachers should not act like hooligans".<br /><br />I can't help but to think about all the past horrible memory that I had as a little kid trying to make my grades in school. I fully agree with the writer. Some of the teachers during my time in primary school are really like some motherfucking big time gangsters. Let me share a few of the most horrible things that I've been through or personally witnessed. I can honestly say, we were all under Nazi ruling in school during those days.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Horrible incident number 1:</span><br />I was in standard 5 when I witnessed this. Terribly shocked and terrified and still feel horribly sorry for my classmate. It was in this session when the teacher was talking about the things that we love. So he asked us what are the things that we loved most. Some girls answered clothes or handbags, some said TV, some even said toys but there was one innocent fella who suddenly try to crack a really stupid joke by saying that he loves shit. He was instantly punished.<br /><br />The teacher ordered him to go to the toilet and carry some shit with his hand and come back to the class and show it to him. At first, everyone was laughing. It was really funny. But then we were wrong. He really mean it. He shouted at that poor fella. He told him to really get some shit back. Poor guy. He went to the toilet, managed to grab some shit and wrap it up in tissue and came back. The teacher was not satisfied.<br /><br />He demanded that the shit is supposed to be in his hand not in the tissue. How fucking evil. I will never forget this fucking asshole. I hope this teacher will one day trip and fall and smash his own fucking face into some dog or cat shit and accidentally swallow them. Fucking dip shit. Just by merely thinking of his fuck-face now make me angry.<br /><br />Anyway, that poor fella again came back with the shit in his hand. How disgusting. Still this fucking asshole teacher is not satisfied. He wants that poor classmate of mine to smell it. Put it close to his nose and say "I love shit". My classmate did exactly as what he was told. He was terrified. He did not know what else he can do. So are we. We were all shocked. This is how loving our teacher is during those days. This fuckface have the same moustache like Adolf Hitler.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkTWYvvEFrWzOww8xhGl1mzpJqZc6ljmcMXnUkZ3KhG6ztiijJcgxIH-CkbnemPBLmoWv-XBXYM9GeRKNTSzKsowqDv1QCQYznxtLMY2KfNpT7b_ThuLGVzXFqKEHQo2dqaSN_v9GOtjf-/s1600-h/adolf.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkTWYvvEFrWzOww8xhGl1mzpJqZc6ljmcMXnUkZ3KhG6ztiijJcgxIH-CkbnemPBLmoWv-XBXYM9GeRKNTSzKsowqDv1QCQYznxtLMY2KfNpT7b_ThuLGVzXFqKEHQo2dqaSN_v9GOtjf-/s320/adolf.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231408365464449026" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Horrible incident number 2:</span><br />I was doing my homework when one fucking stupid looking teacher came in to our class. This fuckface also have moustache that look like Adolf Hitler. He was very angry because the class was noisy. So he started pulling some boys out and asked them to identify the rest who were noisy. Unfortunately, my fucking classmate pointed out a number of us who were busily doing our homework and was obviously innocent and I was included. While most of them shook their head and helplessly agree to meet their faith, I decided to stand for myself. I told the teacher that I was innocent. I was doing my home work. I showed him my notebook. It was rather unfortunate.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE40wblnJIgQRGPcZQoC7wt_oildLlPH83XEqKfdCanPjOETJPhwoBYCcQygoEXz5vDHTVxw3PHOEdsugJa7tFTJtwX2ESvsm34JrzmweQQdvn8FyyRTLtl642PpmQ-nC3DyPekrJJSv9N/s1600-h/shitface.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE40wblnJIgQRGPcZQoC7wt_oildLlPH83XEqKfdCanPjOETJPhwoBYCcQygoEXz5vDHTVxw3PHOEdsugJa7tFTJtwX2ESvsm34JrzmweQQdvn8FyyRTLtl642PpmQ-nC3DyPekrJJSv9N/s320/shitface.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5231408364926395730" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Instead of believing me, he yelled at me and kicked me really hard and pulled me out like I was a criminal facing death penalty. He didn't stop there. He kept kicking me until he was satisfied. Then we were all caned by him. What a loving school teacher. I hope that he will spend the rest of his life rocking behind bar in Sungai Buloh Prison because of trying to sodomize some dogs. He's a fucking asshole.<br /><br />All my life, I thought of taking revenge against this ugly teacher. I was hoping to do a "count of monte cristo" kind of thing to him one day (Count is the guy who after many years of planning, destroyed his enemies one by one). I thought that if I make it big one day, I will search his whereabout and fuck him up nicely and get my revenge. Forgive me. I was a little naive. He's not worth my time. His children will be smoking ganjas now and smacking him everyday like a pussy I think. He probably had a sex-change lately and became a fully transformed transvestite with a vagina hole. So fuck him and fuck all the idiot school teachers. They are really not worth my time.<br /><br />I tell you my friend, there are probably few hundreds more incidents to share and I can go on and on because as I said, we were under Nazi ruling in school for 11 fucking years. You guys are so lucky these days to have camera phones. If I had camera phone back then, all these bastards will be flying kites right now. Anyway, if you say some of our police force are heartless people, the same can be applied to the teachers.<br /><br />If you are a teacher and you are reading this, then fucking tell yourself to be a good teacher or I fucking curse that your children will grow up to be society rubbish, take ganjas and fucking smack you everyday when they grow up.<br /><br />Ok. Time to chill. Hehe. Sorry for being so angry.The Cheapskate Jokerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01179947087466007979noreply@blogger.com13