Happy New Year Everyone. What is your new year resolution?

Hey guys,

Sorry for taking such a long break. Anyway, Happy 2009 to everyone. I wish that Bolehland will survive through the economy crisis and that our politicians will be more matured and be more caring.

It looks like Najib is going to be our next Prime Minister soon. Politics aside, I only wish that he can bring this nation forward.

Sorry Uncle Nik and Uncle Hadi. Hudud is a "no go" for me. Please. The economy is the main concern this year. Stop bickering and save us from the downfall.

With all the chaos from the opposition, I am only glad that Anwar didnt takeover now. I bet he can see clearly now that once in power, all his allies are not so united afterall. They end up biting each other. So maybe they will be better prepared for the next term but not now.

Best wishes,
TCJ

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When the joker lost his jokes

Dear friends / readers / countrymen,

I'm going through some turmoils in my life lately. I have no mood or whatsoever to write or comment about our current political situation at this moment. I saw the Yoga controversy, I just threw the newspaper away. This country is just so full of stupid politicians who are beyond help and at this moment, not worth my time debating about it.

Lately, I struggle with my career and personal life and sort of lost my way. I lost confidence in myself, I lost my love one, I lost a friend who died all of sudden, I lost my way in my work, I lost it all. I just couldn't figure out a way to get out of the situation.

I hate the way I look, I hate my weight, I hate my height, I hate my job, I hate the way my country is being run at the moment and to sum it all, I hate my life. At this point of time, I feel so alone.

Forgive me for being boring but I need a break again before I break down. I will always love RPK and support him. Please keep fighting for what's right for the people of Bolehland, Your Grace. May God bless you and the people of Bolehland.

TCJ

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Najib, the economy saviour?

Ok. I'm not a big fan of Najib but I think what he's done recently is brilliant. Most people like to jump to conclusion about many things but if you fucking use your brain for a moment and think properly, what Najib or his advisor has done is actually holding the economy.

Here are the reasons (This is only my opinion. You can agree to disagree.)

1. By raising the petrol price, the Government will earn alot of money and have alot in the reserve fund. The prices of other things will go up. Now the Government is reducing the petrol price to RM2.00, not too far away from RM1.92. The prices of other things dont drop, which means the businesses will have more profits as the cost is lesser. Same demand, more profits. Of course the people suffer alittle by spending more but ultimately it is needed to hold on to the economy.
   
   
2. With the strong reserve fund available, the Government is investing the money back into the market which will balance back the demand and supply. Remember your lesson in school? The theory of demand and supply.
   
   
3. The subsidy package of RM625. This is given to you to spend instead of keeping. The Government knows that with the money in hand, people will spend. This again stabilise the economy as businesses need demand to sustain.
   
   
4. The EPF contribution drop to 8% is another brilliant move. That means people will have more money to spend. Yes yes.... I know it's not good when you are old but for now, we need extreme measure to hold on to the economy or else we will all be dead.

The Government is trying very hard to stabilise the economy, which is not a bad thing for me. Afterall, this is their last card on the table. The BN Government has lost its reputation badly which needed no further explanation. But if they save the economy in this trying time, this will be in their propoganda in the next election and it will be really strong. I am not surprise that if they are successful, the cushion might just change and people will swing back to BN and support them. Afterall, people are usually very grateful to economy saviour. The opposition will need to work really hard to pin him down.

So can Najib save the economy, be the national hero and win you back? In my opinion, he's doing a brilliant job so far.

TCJ

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Back after a long break but still sick of Bolehland

You know, 50 years of Independence has not taught us any shit! We are still the same bunch of fucking clowns wondering about how our nation should progress and have no fucking clue. We are still busy squabbling, arguing childish facts, politicking matters like road sign language or mini fucking skirts and many more stupidity which skips my mind at the moment.

I am really fucking sick of this country. Plus, I have lost my patience in PAS. I seriously don't think this bunch of extremist are going to be the people that can uplift the nation to another stage. Why do they keep politicizing religion? This is not Islamic, we are doing this the Islamic way or according to Islam? Why must relate religion into your fucking administration? For the last fucking time, let me tell you that religion is SELF PREFERENCE, you fuckheads! Dont you just fucking get it? Look at the fucking simple explanation below and work out your fucking formula.

Country administration - Strategic planning
Religion - Self preference

Supporting Manchester United Football Club - Self preference
Managing Manchester United Football Club - Strategic planning

Can I fucking say that we cant do this, we cant do that because it is not the Manchester United way of doing it? What about Liverpool and Arsenal supporters? Will they agree with your Manchester United way of doing things? Anything that relates to self preference should be left out of administration. Your administration strategies should be about bringing the nation to further improvement and that's all it is about. Why must complicate matters into your self preference? Fucking clowns. How can I trust that PAS can manage the country? No chance. I will not fucking vote for them. No fucking way.

Plus the fucking economy is the main concern of the world. Yet our politicians, be it BN or Pakatan seemed to be very hardworking in attacking each other rather than working things out for the people.

Plus, the majority of fucking Bolehland citizens will only jump to conclusion, point fingers, start some childish debates, siding the Opposition like a no-brainer and critisizing every Government plan. Not all the things done by Opposition are correct and that includes Anwar, the man that I respect alot. So stop being a no-brainer. Stop worshiping Opposition and support them for everything they do. Go for what's right. Dont be a fucking clown.

Now now, I know you will jump to the conclusion like a no-brainer YET AGAIN and start cursing me or may want to attack me with some really pain in the ass comments. All I did was to tell you straight to your fucking face that, it is the truth. And truth fucking hurts! So fuck them and fuck you too!

Peace!


TCJ

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Taking a Boleh Break

Dear All,

Sick of the latest development in Bolehland so I'm not gonna give a flying fuck about politic for a little while.


In Distraught!

TCJ

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Choosing a Prime Minister

Bolehjokes shorties: I am perturbed by the recent crackdown on bloggers. It's really sad when freedom of expression is at an uncompromising situation lately. Maybe the authority just got sick of us bloggers. Maybe because we are just too honest. Whatever the hell it is, I will keep blogging. Blow me? :). Anyway, free RPK and leave other bloggers alone.

Choosing a Prime Minister


In the United States, they are the people's choice.


In Bolehland, it is their choice.

Something just provoked my mind lately. While the people of United States of America get to decide who to be the next President, we don't have a say in deciding the Prime Minister of Bolehland. How weird. Of course the genius of mind-twister like Mahathir will claim that it is Bolehland's version of democracy and it's different with USA.

Of course this came across my mind as the discussion about Pak Lah handing over power to Najib is getting alot of attention lately. The thing is, the nation dont get to decide so how can we know he is the nation's choice to be the next in charge? When Mahathir stepped down, he hand-picked his successor without the nation's approval as well. Of course internally in the party, there will be voting by party members to decide who will be the President of the party and naturally, the UMNO President will be the Prime Minister. But then again, this will be the party members' decision instead of the nation.

What's more, it is just members of UMNO that get to decide the next Prime Minister of Bolehland. It just struck my mind that other component parties in BN will just have to succumb to their decision which means whether or not MCA, MIC, PBS, UPKO, etc want Najib to be the next Prime Minister is not important. How democratic is that? And of course any party that disagree with the appointment can vote for a motion of no confidence against the PM but then one have to take into account of the serious repercussion.

More importantly, why cant we, the people, decide who is the next Prime Minister? How do you know I want Najib to be my Prime Minister instead of Muhyiddin, Tengku Razaleigh or others? Bolehland's version of democracy is really questionable. How can we be recognised as a democratic nation puzzles me.

TCJ

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The BolehJokes Opinion: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

In perhaps one of the most suicidal statement of all time, ex-deputy president of SAPP and the current Deputy Chief Minister of Sabah Raymond Tan claimed on Saturday that he had been instrumental in preventing the arrest of party president Yong Teck Lee in June in relation to allegations of corruption. He said he had pleaded with Abdullah not to arrest Yong as it would be a bad move.

“This is an admission by a BN deputy chief minister that the prime minister can interfere with ACA work,” said Chong Pit Fah, SAPP newly-appointed information chief.

That's why the title is "OH MY GOD!". Tell me. How can he be so stupid? I am shellshocked! He just busted the PM's bubble and instead of helping himself, he got the PM into the act. Now they will both be questioned by the people as to why the PM is interfering with ACA's work and what's more, how come a Deputy Chief Minister can persuade the PM to stop it.

This is absolutely schoolboys standard of politic. Unbelievably dumb. I'm sure Pak Lah will now be cursing and swearing and shouting "Why Raymond, Wahai Raymond, WHY?"

What the hell is wrong with Bolehland? We seem to have substandard politician everywhere. Come on guys! Hire some really qualified political adviser please. Stop hiring abang - adik as your advisor. It wont work. Dont keep putting yourselves to shame.

As for Raymond, he may need to study politic for 5 more years before getting involve. Pure crazy statement.

TCJ

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