Friday, June 6, 2008

The Bolehland Daily: Next fuel-raised to be below 78 cent

To whom it may fucking concern,
Excuse me for my choice of words. I just can't stand it anymore.

What the fuck is this?

Next fuel-raised to be below 78 cent

Domestic Trade Minister Shahrir Samad told reporters on Friday that the next increase will be lower than 78 cent and it is unlikely to happen next month.

Source:
http://www.afxnews.com/about488/index.php?lg=en&c=00.00&story=2500383

ARE YOU REALLY OUT OF YOUR STUPID MIND? The people have not even gotten over the burdening fuel increased of 78 cent and now you're talking about the next increase? Since it's below 78cent for the next increase, am I supposed to take this as GOOD NEWS, you piece of shit. Money seems to be never enough for this bunch of scumbags!



FUCK OFF, you bunch of motherfuckers! I hope your next generation onwards will suffer in poverty, asshole.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Bolehland Daily: ARE YOU READY MALAYSIAN? Mass anti-fuel hike rally on July 12

DO YOU WANNA KEEP QUIET, BE A "CHICKEN SHIT" FOREVER AND BE BULLIED FROM GENERATIONS TO GENERATIONS? DO YOU WANNA CONTINUE TO APPROVE THESE GREEDY BASTARDS TO TAKE MORE AWAY FROM ME AND YOU AND MILLION OF MALAYSIANS? DO YOU WANNA CONTINUE TO BE A LOUDMOUTH BUT PLAY IT SAFE WHEN IT MATTER MOST AND CONTINUE TO BE A COWARD? WHY DONT WE TAKE ONE CHANCE, JUST ONE CHANCE, TO MAKE OUR VOICES HEARD LOUD AND CLEAR.

(Malaysiakini) Thousands of people would be mobilised for a mass protest against the shocking increase in fuel prices at the iconic KLCC Twin Towers on July 12. Organisers Coalition Against Inflation (Protes) hopes to gather 100,000 people to call on the government to reduce fuel prices to its original levels before the hike today. "We believe that with such a drastic hike in fuel prices, we will get the support of the masses.

"This is not similar to the Bersih rally. It's going to be bigger. The impact would be bigger," Protes coordinator Dr Hatta Ramli told a press conference today.

Hatta explained that the KLCC Twin Towers was selected as the rally point because it was the headquarters of Malaysia's oil company Petronas.

He argued that Malaysia was an oil producing country and record profits from Petronas should be used to relieve the public from being burdened by the fuel hike.

“We have five weeks to mobilise the crowd and the government has five weeks to react to the people’s demands (to revert fuel prices to their original levels),” he said.

The BolehJokes thought:

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Bolehland Daily: Pak Lah is digging his own grave


In a highly unpopular move, our lovely or indeed trying so hard to be lovely, the once Mr So-Called "Clean" wannabe PM made a statement claiming his Government is not making an attempt to be popular.

Mr So-Called CLEAN (but dont know which part) said:
"We try our best. This isn't an attempt to be popular. (But) we have to think in the best interest of the people," he told reporters during a 50-minute press conference held at his office in Putrajaya this afternoon.

"We can't satisfy everyone. Anything that involves people paying more, naturally they are going to be unhappy. (I hope) they will understand the circumstances we are working under," he added.
"Insyallah (God willing), I hope they will not demonstrate over this," he said.

Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi also revealed an increase in electricity tariffs effective July 1. Electricity tariffs to raise by up to 20%.

Am I dumb or what? I simply do not see how this move will be popular? Popular for what rubbish? How is this in the best interest of the people? You mean feeding more cronies will be the best interest? I am already FUCKING POOR and you are taking more away from me and that is the BEST FUCKING INTEREST that you can have for me and my mates in Bolehland? Pure FUCKING rubbish.

From: ANGRY RESIDENT - TCJ

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The Bolehland Daily: Breaking News! Fuel hike: 78 sen more to RM2.70 per litre

(Malaysiakini) The government has just announced that petrol price will go up by 78 sen at midnight - a 40.6 percent jump from RM1.92 per litre to RM2.70. The price of diesel will go up RM1, or 63.3 percent - from RM1.58 per litre to RM2.58.

The price hikes are among government measures to cut the spiralling bill for oil subsidies, which is expected to amount to RM56 billion this year.

At a press conference held at 5pm, Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi also announced that the government plans to offer rebates to motorists to offset the fuel price increase.
Under the scheme, vehicles below 2000cc will receive a RM625 rebate annually - to compensate for 800 litres of fuel used under the new price.

Motorcyclists will be given a rebate of RM120. The money will be paid by postal order.
Rebate will be paid when motorists renew the road-tax for their vehicles.

The government is expected to save RM4 billion under this new subsidy restructure.
If petrol is to be sold at full market prices, it could be as high as almost RM4 a litre - about 100 percent above current levels.

However the government is slowly expected to head towards totally abolishing the fuel subsidy.

The Bolehland Daily: Karpal: Haul up Dr M for contempt

(malaysiakini) Former prime minister Dr Mahathir Mohamad should be hauled up before the royal commission into the ‘Lingam tape’ for ‘contempt against its members’.
“I am surprised that, as a former prime minister, Mahathir has gone beyond the limits and latitude of criticism of the report of the commission,” said Karpal, who is also Bukit Gelugor MP.

The royal commission has named Mahathir as one of six prominent personalities who warrant further investigation for allegedly compromising judicial integrity. Responding to this, Mahathir claimed that the commission possibly was set up “in order to find something to pin on me, to drag me to court etc and generally humiliate me”.

The BolehJokes humors:


The rembau cowboy prevails once again


Court throws out poll petition, Khairy keeps Rembau

The Seremban High Court today dismissed a poll petition challenging the Umno Youth deputy chief Khairy Jamaluddin's victory in the Rembau parliamentary seat at the March 8 general election. Judge Mohtaruddin Baki delivered his decision this morning.

The petition was filed by Khairy's contender - PKR supreme council member Badrul Hisham Shaharin - on April 25. Mohtaruddin dismissed the petition with cost, saying that there were too many defects in the petition.

How simple things can be in BolehLand!

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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

The Bolehland Wrap-up Stories

Oh God! I need more money by August.
Pump price at 'market levels by August'
Currently petrol sells for about RM1.92 a litre. If petrol is to be sold at full market prices, it could be as high as RM4 a litre - about 100 percent above current levels.

Some monkeys never give up
Dr M's dare - set up three royal panels
Dr Mahathir Mohamad wants these panels to investigate alleged improprieties involving premier Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Will it ever change in the first place?
Don't expect overnight changes, Sabahans told
Sabah Umno deputy chief Shafie Apdal concedes that not everyone was happy with the cabinet committee on illegal immigrants that was announced by the PM last Saturday.

As always, YM Raja Petra always fight for what's fair, unlike some devil-wannabes.
'RPK the sailor-man' riles up Abim
Blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin and the Muslim Youth Movement of Malaysia have engaged in a public spat over the basis of awarding scholarships to non-bumiputeras.

The Bolehland Daily: More Bolehland Jokes. Ready?

Ride off into the sunset, Koh told


(malaysiakini) DAP national chairperson Karpal Singh has told Gerakan acting president Koh Tsu Koon to heed public opinion and accept the electoral defeat that his party sustained in the general election on March 8.


Koh should not continue to claim credit for “the few good things” done during his 18-year tenure as Penang chief minister, said Karpal (right), but accept the reality that the days of his “pomp and splendour have come and gone”.

He claimed that Koh has been interfering in the state through Gerakan members, to belittle the achievements of Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng.

“Koh should cease and desist from interfering in state political governance. It’s the prerogative of Penangites, given to Lim to govern the state towards its own destiny,” he said

Karpal was commenting on recent criticism of the state government by Koh’s former political secretary Mark Ooi Swee Hing.

Ooi accused Lim’s government of riding on a success story fashioned by Koh by claiming credit over the two high-profile investments - the RM1.2 billion investment by Japanese printed circuit board manufacturer Ibiden Co Ltd and RM115 million by American Honeywell, a global leader in the aerospace industry.






‘Puppet chief minister’
Karpal also described Koh as having been a puppet chief minister, whose administration had accommodated the demands and commands of Umno, instead of protecting the rights and interests of the people of Penang. “By virtue of having more seats in the state assembly, it was Umno calling the shots and was filching many prized projects during Koh’s time,” said Karpal, who is the Bukit Gelugor MP.

He reminded Koh (left) to be grateful to Lim for coming to his defence when Umno members openly demonstrated against him during the Tanjung Umno divisional meeting presided by party president Abdullah Ahmad Badawi in 2006.

“By then Koh should have stepped down gracefully, but he didn’t. Then the Penang voters had to (make sure that he did) so. Thus he should not interfere, and should retire and ride into sunset in grace and dignity,” said Karpal.

The Boleh Jokes humors and thoughts:


TCJ: Laughing my ass off. Hehehe. Thanks, YB Karpal.

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