The BolehJokes Opinion: "Konsep Sama Sama Cari Makan" is still alive?

Zahrain thought that PKR and Penang will offer him lots of Angpow this year, but at the end, they give him a no-go. Hence he plays a yo-yo towards the stability of Pakatan by quitting PKR.Konsep cari makan has existed in previous political system but nowadays, it isnt safe anymore. Who knows who can betray who? Guan Eng is no stupid fella. If he accept Zahrain and IGP recommendation to approve a RM 2 company to operate and manage Bukit Jambul Golf & Country Club, MACC will have an old visitor, which is Mr Lim Guan Eng himself.So what the hell is this Zahrain up to? He's doing this for self-benefit or is he just a manipulative son of a bitch from BN to set up a trap for Guan Eng? Or is he just the typical "pemalas" wanna "cari makan senang...

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Bolehjokes request: Does anyone wants to update this blog?

Dear Bolehland Comrades,I hardly have any time or mood to update this blog. Does anyone wants to volunteer to update? Please let me know in the comment box. Thanks....

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Crime rate has increased? Why?

Dear Countrymen,I just heard that Bolehland's crime rate has increased to more than 70% to 80 % since last year. Have you ever wonder why? For the longest time I could not understand.But now I know why....Hell! Our police are too busy on the streets! Arresting disgruntled citizens.WAH! BIG BIG CRIMINALS LAH THESE GUYS! Anti ISA protesters only but bloody big deal to police.Police said protesters are wasting their time and effort and rightly so. They were sweating whole day playing cat and mouse game with these people. After this, they gotta come out with reason to charge those odd 60 over fellas. They gotta come out with excuses as to why 100,000 others were not charged. Bloody fucking hardworking man these guys. And you said they were not...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Freedom in Malaysia (the boleh version)

Malaysia PreviouslyAny mere mention of May 13 incident will land you into trouble. No joke.Malaysia TodayMusa:You can talk about anything, we will never stop you from doing so. Just that we were saying not to talk about Altantuya, Razak Baginda, murder linking PM and his wife, racial issue, something that incite hatreds, emotional issue and errr.....what else...... oh ya, dont talk about the police force being corrupt as well ya. I'm serious. We are all good people.Interviewer:What if they still do?Musa:Then ISA lah! What else. They wanna taste Kamunting curry chicken, then try me.AND WE SAY OUR NATION HAS EVOLVED EVER SINCE! CERTAINLY RIGHT, IN TERMS OF MANY MORE THINGS THAT WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT.This situation leads me to think about this...

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The BolehJokes Humor: Something to enlighten your day

Interviewer: Since you're not being appointed into the cabinet, what are you gonna do?Syed H: Hmm...I think I need to reinvent myself in order to stay relevant. Look at Madonna. She reinvented herself many times and remained so successful. I will start with spending some time with Samy to get some valuable advise in getting a wig.Interviewer: Why did you order the arrest of Teresa Kok last time?Syed H: I said it many times already (offended). I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HER!Interviewer: What do you mean by that?Syed H: Chua Soi Lek was watching her! She should thank me instead. How ungrateful.Interviewer: Do you hate Raja Petra?Syed H: Of course I do! I am better looking and yet he's more popular. How unfair!Interviewer: What's your plan of action...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Azilah and Sirul sentenced to death

The verdict is final. The two police special action force personnel were sentenced to the gallows by the Shah Alam High Court today for the murder of Mongolian national Altantunya Shaarriibuu in December 2007.Any human being with a clear mind can only imagine why would these 2 police officers brutally murder an innocent Mongolian girl without any reason at all. It's unthinkable. I aint going further on this.Anyway, may the poor girl rest in pea...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: What does Najib have to do to regain the support of Chinese and Indians?

This is a trying time for our new prime minister. The results in the 3 by-elections showed a lack of trust and support for his premiership. It shows that it is the direct rejection of Barisan Nasional as a whole and not towards Tun Abdullah Badawi's leadership. At the way it is going, an immediate or may I put it as a drastic change is needed to save BN from further downfall in the next general election. So he's in a make or break situation and a wrong decision will ensure that he goes down to history as the first BN chairman to lose the Government to the opposition.The good news for Najib is, he will be better prepared for the challenges ahead unlike his predecessor, Tun Abdullah who was in a long honeymoon period after the massive victory...

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