The Bolehland Daily: Ministers are ‘already underpaid'

(malaysiakini) Earlier during his one-hour speech, Najib had quoted free-market economist Adam Smith to argue that Malaysia's fuel subsidies had been inefficient. He cited the example of local fishermen who got diesel at RM1 per litre as it was heavily subsidised by the government.The levels of fish caught have stagnated while the use of diesel went up, lamented Najib. He said the government's move to slash fuel subsidies was "the only sensible macro policy"."In terms of the nation, we don't want to use oil wastefully," said Najib, who described last week's sharp fuel hike of around 40 percent as "politically painful" and "difficult".Najib also explained that it was "important to educate the Malaysian public that the day of reckoning will come"...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Motivated by money, power and popularity?

What's the first thing that came to your mind as to why a person wants to be a minister of this fucked-up country called Bolehland? Let's be fucking honest with ourselves. It's either money, power or popularity or all 3 together. Seriously, I dont bloody mind if they are motivated by money, power or popularity. Why would any Tom, Dick and Harry wants to work so hard to become minister if they ain't getting anything in the end? But that doesn't mean they can rob openly from the people. Bolehland is already fucking poor. Dont let the people suffer more. Here are the list of suggestions on how our Ministers can make more money: Endorse a product: The Pak Lah HairGel by Badawi Mahathir's Fried Mamak Mee - famous in KL and PJ and some say JB Mahathir's...

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The BolehJokes Humor: Ideas to change your lifestyle

After the fucking fuel-hike, every other fucking things will follow. Infact some machas already told me, maybe parking also affected. Parking fee have to increase because of fuel-hike! Haha. BOLEH!No more fucking expensive toy cars. Riding mountain bike and singing "ah la la la la long" is all you can afford.akk... ahh...! No more cinema shows. You better hope that your neighbour can perform a free "wayang kulit" show. And no! Even superman cannot save your ass if you have no money, nevermind Badawi.You must be fucking crazy if you still think about concerts. FORGET IT. Just tell your next door Uncle to sing you "killing me softly". That's what the Government is doing to us anyway.Guys, are you fucking crazy? No more long hours on the phone....

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The Bolehland Daily: More Excuses From The Sleeping PM

Sorry for the late update. It took me 2 fucking days to recover from my anger towards the fuel-hike issue. Again, forgive my choice of words. When we are dealing with fuckers who screw our lives, we just simply have to use the most effective word which is "FUCK"!As expected, apart from telling us to change our fucking lives, the Hotshot Mr Clean Wannabe came out with some expected excuses. The very typical type. Here goes the list of bullshits:1) The premier said the government had held out for as long as possible but the steep price of oil has risen rapidly in the world market.2) “The government would do all it could to alleviate the burden experienced by the people, especially by those in the lower income group and among the steps to be...

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