The BolehJokes Humor: Something to enlighten your day

Interviewer: Since you're not being appointed into the cabinet, what are you gonna do?Syed H: Hmm...I think I need to reinvent myself in order to stay relevant. Look at Madonna. She reinvented herself many times and remained so successful. I will start with spending some time with Samy to get some valuable advise in getting a wig.Interviewer: Why did you order the arrest of Teresa Kok last time?Syed H: I said it many times already (offended). I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HER!Interviewer: What do you mean by that?Syed H: Chua Soi Lek was watching her! She should thank me instead. How ungrateful.Interviewer: Do you hate Raja Petra?Syed H: Of course I do! I am better looking and yet he's more popular. How unfair!Interviewer: What's your plan of action...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Azilah and Sirul sentenced to death

The verdict is final. The two police special action force personnel were sentenced to the gallows by the Shah Alam High Court today for the murder of Mongolian national Altantunya Shaarriibuu in December 2007.Any human being with a clear mind can only imagine why would these 2 police officers brutally murder an innocent Mongolian girl without any reason at all. It's unthinkable. I aint going further on this.Anyway, may the poor girl rest in pea...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: What does Najib have to do to regain the support of Chinese and Indians?

This is a trying time for our new prime minister. The results in the 3 by-elections showed a lack of trust and support for his premiership. It shows that it is the direct rejection of Barisan Nasional as a whole and not towards Tun Abdullah Badawi's leadership. At the way it is going, an immediate or may I put it as a drastic change is needed to save BN from further downfall in the next general election. So he's in a make or break situation and a wrong decision will ensure that he goes down to history as the first BN chairman to lose the Government to the opposition.The good news for Najib is, he will be better prepared for the challenges ahead unlike his predecessor, Tun Abdullah who was in a long honeymoon period after the massive victory...

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Tri-elections: Updates and results

It's official! The 'M' factor didn't work out for BN. I feel sorry for the "Pop Star" actually. Haha.Bukit SelambauS Manikumar (PKR) 12,607S Ganesan (BN) 10,232Majority 2,375Bukit GantangMohd Jamaluddin Nizar (PAS) 21,860Ismail Saffian (BN-Umno) 19,071Kamarul Ramizu Idris (Ind) 62Batang AiBN's Malcolm Mussem Lamoh (3,907 votes) has beaten PKR's Jawah Gerang (2,053). The majority is 1,854.Polling at Bukit Selambau, Bukit Gantang and Batang Ai started at 8am this morning. I'm gonna do my small part of journalism. Check out for more updates.7pm: At Bukit Selambau Unofficial results After counting four streams of out 64, PKR's S Manikumar is leading by 578 votes. 7pm: At Bukit Gantang Unofficial results PAS' Mohd Nizar Jamaluddin...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Using Go-Go girls to pull in crowd

I almost pissed myself laughing after reading this. Using go-go girls to pull in crowd. HAHAHA.Sorry fellas for the long hiatus. I'm back!In perhaps the cheapest political tactic ever, BN decided to use the go-go girl to grab attention in Bukit Gantang. Come on! Are they really out of ideas? What's next?Stand-up comedian?Maya Karin?Or Mat Rempit Motor Show?Who suggested the go-go girls anyway? What a brilliant political adviser you got there mate! Hehe.I like to laugh alot these days. So pardon me. And I just read this headline below and again couldnt stop laughing.Why is 'suratkhabar lama' in town?PKR VP Azmin Ali trains his guns at Mahathir during a ceramah. "Umno has a new president, a new deputy and there is a shift in leadership. So why...

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