Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The BolehJokes Opinion: The professional code of conduct for oil-hike protest

Let’s face it. Like it or not, any demonstrations in Malaysia will not be approved by the police. Without permit, it will be deemed as illegal assembly. The reason for banning is always the typical excuse, which is the national security at stake. So let’s think of some ways to make it professional and leave them no room for banning. This is just my suggestion. (If you don’t think it is viable, let’s agree to disagree.)

I think the event organizer should come out with the professional code of conduct to organize such event and propose it to the authority to let them know that it is just a peaceful protest. I know the BERSIH organizers have previously done it but it is not strong enough. It must be more professional in my opinion.

They must brief participants on the dress code and behavior conduct. No hate banners or shirt with abusive words. I mean, let’s be really professional. We are there to protest, not to cause chaos to our nation. We are discontented, not disoriented. For example, if you are not happy with your job, you should talk to your boss but you don’t throw tantrums around in his or her office because it will get you nowhere.

So brief all participants not to carry banners like “Pak Lah resign” or “Kerajaan zalim”. Instead, replace it with more friendly words like “RM3000 also not enough to sustain a normal life” or “We want solutions to our problems” or perhaps “Dear Pak Lah, subsidy is not enough. How about no road tax and no import duty on cars”. If possible, get only a few selected people to carry the banners and tell the rest not to carry anything during the protest. Reassure the authority that the few selected people carrying the banners will not cause chaos and register their names.

Tell all the opposition MPs to stay away. In fact, tell all politicians to stay away. Do not let this protest be politically motivated. Let them know that it is just for the people to voice their discontentment and that it is time for the Government to listen. Under no circumstances should anyone provoke the authority and incite hatred among the people with wild chanting.

Hire policemen to safeguard the event. Collect small fund from participants to pay them as an extra effort to monitor the event like a function. Let them know the schedule of the protest and suggest the best place to do it in order not to disrupt the traffic. In this, we are cooperating with the authority with regards to national security.

And if they still ban it, then they cannot deny anymore that Malaysia is indeed a “Police State”. In defeat, we can still achieve 2 things. First, we make them look stupid, if they cannot come out with a sound excuse for banning. Second, we discredit them further and put their professionalism into further question.

I still hope that the event will be successful and that the Government will listen once and for all.

TCJ

15 comments:

butcher said...

Aiya young man, just assuming you are in a jungle, do you think a hyena will allow rabbits and sang kancil to protest?

These umnoputras are ruthless thugs who don't follow rule of law but jungle law!

Have you live in a jungle before? No wonder you want to negotiate with the hyena!

The only way to solve the predicament of the rakyat is to skin the Umno hyena alive, no need to dilly dally with them.

Do you think a buffalo in a kampung will listen to what you say or intereated in your grievances? Pooorraahhhhh!!!

Watch Skinning Umnoputras

The Cheapskate Joker said...

butcher,

I totally understand what you mean. Since the authority are not use to real democracy yet, we gotta take it step by step.

Let's be clever rather than being emotional is my message to all.

Again, you may disagree. But then again, it's just my thoughts.

butcher said...

Since the authority are not use to real democracy yet, we gotta take it step by step.

Aiyo! Before you step for your next step, all the oil fields are gone botak plundering empty by the Umnoputras.

Just by studying precedents, do you think Marcos, Suharto, Saddam Hussein would resign willingly and peacefully?

Ok! Ok! We are just having some discussions in a political class in a college! It's not for real I supposed!

You young folks are stilll too greennnn to deal with the wicked, avaricious, ruthless, merciless sophisticated Umnoputras.

Looking at the poor little Altantunya case, the Umnoputras are just ruthless terrorists/ soul-less animals.

Enjoy your lessons boy!

butcher said...

Since the authority are not use to real democracy yet, we gotta take it step by step.

Aiyo! Before you step for your next step, all the oil fields are gone botak plundering empty by the Umnoputras.

Just by studying precedents, do you think Marcos, Suharto, Saddam Hussein would resign willingly and peacefully?

Ok! Ok! We are just having some discussions in a political class in a college! It's not for real I supposed!

You young folks are stilll too greennnn to deal with the wicked, avaricious, ruthless, merciless sophisticated Umnoputras.

Looking at the poor little Altantunya case, the Umnoputras are just ruthless terrorists/ soul-less animals.

Enjoy your lessons boy!

Anonymous said...

Hey. Take it one step at a time lah, Old man. You wanna exchange punches and start slashing people with samurai swords like barbarian in order to topple down umnoputras? That is so immature. I am gutted with you, old man.

Inspite of all the years of lessons, you only can resort to violence. You are no different from those you are against.

hindraf 5+1 said...

Sigh! Yo must be staying like a katak di bawah tempurung or still sucking milk?

Just see below how the Umnoputras are treating ordinary rakyat:

Umnopolisputra Brutality


528
Bloody Sunday (Part II)


Hindraf Rally Report

untie olivia said...

Ok! Boy and girl, it's bed time, sleep well while auntie sing a song for you.

sleep well babies"

Anonymous said...

So hindraf 5 + 1, you wanna resort to violence? You wanna do the same thing you were so strongly against or you are just hypocrite?

The Cheapskate Joker said...

ahh, chill. It's alright. I am open to constructive criticism.

If everyone agree with me, then there will be no open debate.

yet fei baru said...

Anonymous
June 25, 2008 8:18 PM

you are just a stupid young little rabbit living in a cave in a jungle!

The Umnoputras, Mcaputras and MicPutras are the most heinous animals on earth practicing racism, nepotism and cronyism, plundering wealth of the nation, practicing quotaism and favoritism. Just imagine, all this happening in this new Millennium with advanced ICT?

They are the most cursed bastards, murderers, rapists sodomizers, incest fuckers of the highest level.

If you, your family members, friends, relatives, neighbors, and every one in Bolehland have been raped, sodomized, robbed and murdered by all this black no-soul setans and the nation being destroyed totally, do you want to resort to violent?

I want to gulp the blood and devour the fresh of all these setans to resolve my fiery hatred against these no-soul black setans.

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

yet fei baru,

You speak like a mindless soul. I am very worried now. If everyone thinks like you, I might need to immigrate. Please let me leave the country first before you resort to violence and er.... good luck to you with your parang or samurai sword. I'm sure you can sustain 20 bullets before you die.

eskimo said...

Anonymous said...

June 26, 2008 6:53 AM

You better migrate here to the Arctic and becoming a seal. Bolehland doesn't need a coward like you!

The Bnpukiputra Bastards can follow you here to the Arctic and let the sea lions sodomizing them.

I love to see the act here.

Anonymous said...

eskimo,

what can you can gain by winning this argument? I'm sure you are those who talk big and when it matters, hide behind your mama's skirt. Wake up asshole. Dont act like fucking braveheart over here. Me and my friends are laughing at you big time. What a retard.

hindraf5+2 said...

You know the Tsunami 8/3, yes! it's people like us who made the difference.

Dey! You are like a rabbit telling the ruthless and hungry serpent please don't swallow me.

Go to your comfort room and indulge yourself in ecstasy.

You and the Umnoputras/puteris are just wasting natural resources on earth.

You are obstructing the progresses of Bolehland.

Now the PR doesn't fulfill their promise in local election, what are you going to do about this?

You are just a stupid rabbit good for nothing but spawning rapidly.

Sigh! No wonder Bolehland is forever Boleh, but gostan with people like you around.

I will tell Khalid and LKS to go fly kite for electing nincompoops to run the city council meanwhile you can suck thumbs in your comfort room.

The PR are good in main belakang. They play your belakang already and you are still wasting time praising them. Bolehland got no future with a stupid timid rabbit like you.

Useless rabbit good only for multiplications- a nuisance to planet earth.

Anonymous said...

hindraf 5+2,

Ah! Finally you revealed your true self, you UMNO bastard. Stop pretending to be a hindraf fan.

FUCK OFF!

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