Saturday, July 5, 2008

The BolehJokes Opinion: Anwar 3 Najib 0


Anwar 1 Najib 0

By openly admitting to having met with Saiful 3 days before the alleged “sodomised victim” lodges a police report, Najib actually gave himself a big slap on the face. The people are now laughing real hard. It is stupidity beyond limit. He should have carefully consider the consequences before releasing a statement like that. I mean, it makes him look stupid, really really stupid. Why on earth would a Deputy Prime Minister spend his time to meet a commoner? Who is Saiful? Why is he so special that DPM have to devote his time for him? Is he now acting as a specialist or counselor to common people by giving consultation? If I have personal problem, can I see visit Najib too? What a caring DPM we have over here. The reborn of Superhero. When can we arrange for our appointment? I have lots of problems too that I want Najib to help me. :). And that darling is Anwar 1, Najib 0.

Anwar 2 Najib 0

P Balasubramaniam’s statutory declaration made so much damaging claims about Najib. Of course our DPM is in his usual denial state. It does not matter whether the statutory declaration has any substance or truth in it. This is the second statutory declaration after Raja Petra submitted the first one. Najib’s popularity in the public is falling down like the Kuala Lumpur Stock Exchange each day. The more he deny, the more it gain publicity. The harder he tries, the deeper he falls as most people believe he’s lying. So that’s Anwar 2, Najib 0.

Anwar 3 Najib 0

And the drama got worse when P Balasubramaniam retracted his earlier statutory declaration and substituted it with an amended statutory declaration. Whether he did it on purpose or not, the people will not think that much. Majority will jump to the conclusion that the poor Bala guy was being threaten to do so or else he will be in deep shit. In truth, Anwar has so much to gain from this situation. As for Najib, yet again, the harder he tries, the deeper he sinks. And that is Anwar 3, Najib 0.

You gotta praise Anwar’s political tactic (if indeed everything was pre-planned, it was really brilliant). He was able to score a hattrick over Najib in such a short space of time and instantly causing what I believed to be unrepairable damages to Najib. As for Najib, he has a lot of political classes to attend after this. Poor him. Being DPM is not as easy as it used to be. Under Mahathir, all you have to do is to be a stupid “Yes” man and that will do.

In fact, being a politician nowadays is no longer that easy. Gone are the days when Zainuddin Maidin can yell with his broken English claiming Bolehland is not Myanmar or Burma (same country actually. Burma changed their name to Myanmar) and remain as Information Minister. This country no longer have place for stupid ministers. Politicians nowadays have to be really witty which is why some of our sleeping ministers are suffering because they have been the “Lepak lah” type for decades. When reality strikes them really hard, they just don’t know how to deal with it.

TCJ

54 comments:

Anonymous said...

All this fiasco is due to Bodowi alone. Bodowi is the chief culprit. Bodowi was at the plot in the 1998 sodomized case and now Bodowi was at it again.

Bodowi is the true mother of all bastards by hiring all these corrupt and rotten to the core friends to his cabinet.

The rakyat booted a good number of his collaborators but Bodowi still retained all these avaricious gangsters to man important posts in the Bolehland . Bodowi wants to ruin Bolehland with all these heinous and rotten to the core bastards to destroy Bolehland.

Now we have this sodomized case coming up from the Bodowi government. Bodowi fervently appointed Musang Hitam and Abdul Ghani the IGP and Attony General just proves that Bodowi has all the while the intention to use this dirty sodomized technique to silent his nemesis.

Bodowi should be condemned and cursed for all the present chaos in Bolehland. Bodowi is the number one enemy of the rakyat in Bolehland and all the spears from all directions should be pointed at Bodowi.

Bodowi must get lost from Bolehland the sooner the better. All the garbage: the price hike, the sodomy and the judiciary debacle were all created by Bodowi.

Why did Mahathir choose Bodowi instead of Najib to be his successor?

Bodowi is more cunning than Mahathir and had outwitted Mahathir. These two devils must be sent for exile if Bolehland to survive from all this quagmire.

Malim Deman said...

Heh heh heh. Correct correct correct, agree.
see: http://malimdeman.blogspot.com

ONI said...

Najib really cares for the common people. Anyone having problem with "Ahlong" can all go and see him at his residence now.

Maybe Bodowi is just a great pretender... or Mahathir is the one behind all these.

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Now, who is this DSAI to begin with?
As he is not an MP least not a DUN member as well.As far as i know , DSAI is still a nothing currently.
But , the entire umno with their bn boot lickers are feigning multiple orgasm and their lickers are feverishly faking orgasm .
All because of one person , namely DSAI.

As we can see clearly, even the IGP and AG are desperately seen choking on their own wiener.
OK , i agree that not everybody know what "wiener" mean .
How about " cock in mouth ".
And the story now is that all of them to swear by the quran book to be seen as innocent.
This is certainly hogwash !
How about asking the former CM of Malacca to make the swear as well?
Did he or did not he have sex romps with a minor.Or better still, to make our doofus PM to swears by the quran each time he make a pledge.
( doofus , long time have not use this word, but after reading lulu's blog reminded me of it )
If the book is so holy and all powerful, all the judges in Malaysia will be made as clerical clerks instantly.Or simply made as " tukang sumpah buku quran "
Only in Malaysia , sodomy is a more heinous crime than a murder case!
But, do we really cares if rosmah administer enemas to najib ?
Gross , we dont want the details of that.

Next, we have the stupid polis ( but very clever in taking bribes )issuing mind blowing statements about the missing Bala.
Polis seeking Intepol to locate Bala and family.
Yup, IGP and polis Do Not Know wheres the hell is Bala , same as the polis Do Not Know wheres the hell thousands of Eramin 5 pills missing for court as exhibits .
Same as PM Bodohwi IPCMC promised eons ago. The IPCMC is still missing .

Yup, Bala and his entire family flew to Timbuktu for a vacation after making his SD2 and our " immigresen" dont have a clue. But , " immigresen " was so efficient to padam rekod Altantuya .

But, there is still a good news.
One of the Hindraf boys in Kamunting refuses to kowtow to a botak umno minister.


Yup,i am getting more seditious and sinister than ever as my regular roti canai got smaller .
Malaysia truly the korek , korek ,korek land .

Anonymous said...

By right Anwar should be the PM when Tieumaha was booted out by the rakyat but instead charged Anwar for sodomy (as usual).

Tieumaha's trademark is that Thieumaha has the obsession of charging someone if that someone goes against his wishes.

So this Thiumaha conspired with the IGP and AG just to see that Anwar was charged and be sent to jail.

This IGP was a thug alright and should be jailed long ago for life.

Now he was summoned by ACA for questioning! This is just sandiwara only.

The IGP supposed to look after the peace and security of Bolahland but robbing, murdering, raping and sodomizing are happening everywhere.

If the IGP could collaborated in the Anwar's sodomy's case, can we expect him to perform his duty honestly and diligently?

These two thugs should be in jail for all the heinous crimes thay have committed.

If the IGP is a notorious thug, can we expect his subordinates doing jobs honestly and diligently?

All the polis are just little thugs as a reflection of the IGP terrorizing the rakyat.

The polis should be sent to jails but since there are too many of them, it's time to close down all the polis stations and convert the polis stations into jail and lockup all the notorious and corrupted polis.

The polis dipenjara malaysia belong to jail.

Anonymous said...

you know what our DPM in you picture should say?? he should have said "Give me a break and STOP SODOMIZING ME" anyway, looks like Achmed BAD-ASS-WII is laughing at the back enjoying the show as our DPM and An-War duke it out. Really, our PM is a smart but awfully dumb one.

Anonymous said...

4-0 now

why?

look at najib 55

look at anwar 61

who looks better?

it of cause ANWAR.

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