Sunday, June 29, 2008

The BolehJokes Opinion: What would you do if you were Pak Lah or Anwar?

We know the latest development being the accusation against Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim for sodomy. Same trick that was used by a dictator famous for his "Apanama" trademark. While on the other hand, Ong Ka Ting will not be contesting for MCA presidential post

Let's play politic bitch. So what would you do if you were Pak Lah?


Lim: The most common attack in politic that I've seen is to dig out the opponent's weakness and give more publicity to it and keep focusing on it. This is what Pakatan Rakyat has been doing and most people claimed that the clever Azmin Ali was the mastermind behind it. So same trick, same effect. Pakatan Rakyat is still not strong as a unit. There were voices of discontentment between PAS and DAP. As there were rumours about PAS wanting to join BN, Pak Lah could use this avenue to unsettle Pakatan Rakyat further. Make claims like Anwar and state that there are a number of PAS MPs wanting to crossover to UMNO or other parties. Claim that negotiation is underway and when the right time is here, announcement will be made public. Restore the mind of the people by publishing more on what the PAS government did in Terengganu with implementation of separating men and women in queuing up in supermarkets, ban on entertainment outlet, etc. Attack on extremist policy of PAS and give more publicity to it while claiming strongly more and more PAS members wanted to leave because of disbelieving in the extremist policy of PAS.

Unknown 007: Good thing that Ong Ka Ting is out but still need to get rid of rubbish politicians like Samy Vellu and Khir Toyo that is bringing bad publicity to BN. As Pak Lah cant remove them just like that, hire a trustable sniper like Ezam Md. Noor to dig out dirt in Samy and Khir and then act like savior in offering them to leave peacefully. Next, release Hindraf 5 and make a statement stating that the police has been given ample time to investigate further and failed to sustain strong enough evidence to detain them further. Make a public apology to the family of Hindraf 5 for all the sufferings, invite Waythamoorthy back and state that you look forward to working with them (Hindraf group) for the better sake of the Indian community. This will gain massive favor to Pak Lah.

Grace: Like it or not, bloggers play a powerful influence in the country now. Attend blogger's functions by surprise and earn their respect. Let them know their view is being taken seriously and you look forward to their constructive criticism and learn to work together with them to bring Malaysia forward.

Arif: Give more publicity into the wrongs of Tun Mahathir. Other than judiciary crisis, restore the people's mind about Operasi Lalang in 1987 and his dictatorship. Focus on Ku Li's power crazy stance since 1980's. In short dig more history out and give more bad publicity to the people who are against you. Ignore all the negative attacks in order not to embrace more publicity into it. Make humble and soft denials and then walk away (Same tactic used by most celebrity). Don't give focus on it at all.

G-Shock: If I'm the PM, I wouldn't have hike up the petrol price first. I would announce the subsidy claim of RM625 first to the public to let them collect the money and be happy and then only announce the fuel-hike. Prior to announcing the fuel-hike, I would have a full explanation and report done up to let the people know about petrol-stealing issues. I will give full publicity to the petrol-stealing issues and how much we are losing. I would also take out the road tax to gain popularity before announcing the fuel-hike. This would not unsettle so many people as it is now.

What would you do if you were Anwar?



KLH: What Anwar shouldn't do is to give more publicity into accusations like the latest alleged sodomy case. More denials, more bad publicities. Like what the genius said "If you wrestle with the pig, the pig will have a good time and you will end up messing yourself further". Remain calm, prepare evidences (in case if it's needed) and let the police investigate further. Announce to the public calmly that he will remain focus into working on the crossovers of MPs and ignore the fabricated claim. Turn the attention away and put more focus into Altantuya's murder and encourage the police to investigate properly into RPK's claim as murder case is more serious.

Jefri: UMNO is not as stable as before. In fact, they are not as united as before. Therefore, dig out issues to unsettle the harmony between Najib and Pak Lah. Create more fightings in UMNO. Restore the people's mind about Najib's rally in Kampung Baru 1987 with the statement of "soaking the keris with Chinese blood" and tell the people not accept the extremist as the next Prime Minister.

Haris: There were claims that many ordinary MCA members have quit and joined Pakatan component parties. Give more publicity to it. Give more publicity to Lim Boo Chang and gang who recently join Pakatan. Continue to unsettle BN with more claims.

Bakti: Work on PAS and DAP relationship to ensure further united stance. Give more attention and publicity into Nizar and Ngeh's good working relationship. Attack more on poor working relationship between MCA, Gerakan, MIC and UMNO.

What is your opinion?

9 comments:

1 kayu 2 lobang said...

If I am Pak Lah, probably i will conduct the hara-kiri to say all my apologies for not fulfilling the promise I made in the 2004 GE.

If I am Anwar, i will shaft a buffalo shaft through Mahathir and Najib assholes.

Proverb said...

Proverbs 31:8


Open thy mouth for the dumb in the cause of all such as are appointed to destruction.

Others depend on you, and it is your duty to defend and help them. This rule is especially true for those in authority. If a poor or weak person is being hurt or threatened, it is your job to rescue them. Open your mouth to argue and fight for those who cannot speak or defend themselves – the poor and needy (31:9). You are your neighbor’s keeper!

King Lemuel’s mother gave him this inspired rule (31:1-2). She nobly desired he would be the best king possible. As a great mother, she taught him to use his throne to uphold justice and to deliver the oppressed. Rather than think his royal authority gave him opportunity for personal gain, she taught him to use his privilege of power to help others.

Open thy mouth! The defense of any cause or person begins with words. If you hardly ever speak, or speak slowly, or avoid confrontation, then you need this warning more than others. If something wrong is happening, or if someone is being wronged, you must speak! Say something! Stop the harm or violence and protect those counting on you.

Why do many remain silent when they could say something? They fear being opposed. They fear ridicule. They fear rocking the boat. They fear peer pressure. They fear making a mistake. They fear getting involved and not being able to easily get out. They feel their effort will not be appreciated. They lack confidence, commitment, and community.


Who are the dumb? They are those who cannot speak for themselves. Why do they not speak in their own defense? Their voice may be ignored because they are poor, lower class, young, the wrong race, the wrong sex, mentally handicapped, a child, lacking privilege, old and feebleminded, intimidated by the situation, or countless other reasons.

How are they appointed to destruction? Either circumstances or enemies threaten them, and they will certainly be hurt or destroyed, unless someone intervenes to save them. One of the reasons God ordained authority in the world – husbands, fathers, masters, rulers, and pastors – is to defend the cause of the poor and needy.

Consider some examples. Joseph spoke to Pharaoh for his whole family (Gen 47:1-12). Isaac gave the best blessing he could to Esau, in spite of what Jacob had done (Gen 27:38-40). Elkanah intervened to honor Hannah over his other wife (I Sam 1:1-8). Jonathan spoke to his father for David’s life (I Sam 19:1-7). Solomon intervened to protect a prostitute in a dispute for her child (I Kgs 3:16-28). Esther spoke to Ahasuerus for her people, and he in turn spoke for her against their enemies (Es 7:1-10; 8:1-14).


Consider some other examples. The Good Samaritan gave instructions to the innkeeper to take care of the wounded Jew (Luke 10:30-35). Paul used his weighty authority and reputation to assist Phebe (Rom 16:1-2), Onesimus (Philemon 1:8-21), and the young minister Timothy (I Cor 16:10-11). John promoted Demetrius (III John 1:12).

A king could intervene for those threatened by civil suits, tax cases, criminal proceedings, property disputes, and so forth. But there are everyday opportunities you can use to help and protect others. Consider a persecuted child at school, a quiet employee at your firm, a neglected widow down the street, an abused child on the next block, a poor member in your church, a child picked on by siblings in your family, a waitress berated by a rude customer, an innocent colleague conspired against by others, and many other such cases.

Have you opened your mouth recently for anyone? Have you plead the cause of any poor and needy person?

Consider the high king of heaven, the Lord Jesus Christ. He did not open His mouth to defend Himself, when laying down His life for His people (Is 53:7; I Pet 2:23). But He did plead the cause of a Canaanite woman (Matt 15:21-28), children brought to Him (Matt 19:13-15), a sinful woman at Simon’s house (Luke 7:36-50), a woman taken in adultery (John 8:1-11), and his own mother’s care while he was dying (John 19:25-27). Let His holy example direct your mouth to silence for yourself and speech for others!

konek said...

F***k Muslims and all malay pig in Malaysia.

I feel ashamed to call myself a Malaysian nowadays because you malay pig are making us losing our pride day by day by corrupting the once dignified image of this country, you know Malaysia is now a laughing stock among the non-Muslim countries in the world!

People despise this country still protecting the lame lot and not doing anything to improve the deteriorating situation, still practising double standards among its own people, still expelling the non-malay genius to other countries, still depriving the rights and benefits of other races to its own race, still criticize and blame the Chinese for their minority poverty.

Hey, what is wrong with you malay pig? Haven't you fed yourself enough with the loots yet? Still want more? What a worthless thieves bunch!

You malay pig are worse than a maggot. We need a leader not a faggot to rule this country. Get lost you freak!

For all the bad things you stupid melayu babi say about the Chinese, when you are in trouble and big shit, what do you do?

You come crawling back on your knees to the Chinaman to help you, because you can't trust all your malay pig who are sodomy rapists, incest culprits, drug addicts.

Without the Chinese, you malay pig will still live on trees, swinging from tree to tree like monkeys, or forages on the ground by your 4 legs to eat all the shit.

You malay pig are a truly ungrateful lot - the minute all the Chinese leave Bolehland - you malay pig will collapse into the sea and die - that is your destiny!

I think the problem of malay pig race is their culture - it is in born in their gene - nowhere in the world that you will see affirmative action is focusing on the majority because it is always the minority that need the protection.

Worst, the minority in Malaysia has been systematically marginalized just to suppress them of their growth.

Let the malay pig make Malaysia the most corrupted place to live in and see what happened in 2020? I guess malay pig will go back to Indonesia as Malaysia don't belong to them, they are also immigrants from Sumatra, Sulawesi, Jawa, etc.

Please get it into your pea-sized otak udang plastered with layers and layers of tahi babi encased in your kepala kayu that Malaysia belong to the Orang Asli who are the true bumis of the country.

Niffy pellmell malay pig are in fact pendatang haram who swam across the Melaka Strait illegally from Sumatra. They should be caught, given severe caning and deported back to their pig sties in Sumatra.

yoy said...

I am totally agree what you have said, those moron malays have no sense of 'malu'. For example, I find that most of those malay pig creature are dirty and smelly, but they still walking around proudly with that stinking and ugly look.

Another example is most of them are poor, they can't afford a big luxury car. When they saw Chinese or Indian driving a big car, they are feeling distress and jealous.

What a loser! Hey non-malays can afford a big car without depend on NEP policy. But you pathetic malay pig can't afford it even though with NEP policy help. Loser malay pig!

miya said...

Bodoh punya melayu babi……….

Baik balik ke tanah melayu la. We are natives of Sabah and Sarawak land - buat apa kamu punya orang datang sini menjajah kita oh?

Kita tak suka kamu orang datang sini mengorek sumber petroleum tanah kita - this Sabah and Sarawak land not belongs to your malays.

Get out from Sabah and Sarawak la!

Bodoh melayu babi!

coolooc said...

This malay pig race is so stupid, that they'd never amount to anything in this world.

This message board has been here for awhile, and if anyone goes back, there is no one message, that talks good about this stupid malay pig race, because everybody knows how stupid, and hateful this malay pig race is all about.

The malay pig will crumble from internal weaknesses and disappear in era of globalization - no need for others to colonize them.

Because malay pig like to be parasites and feed on the Chinese income tax!

Wait until the malay pig population increase to 90% in Malaysia, the same ratio as in Indonesia, then you will know the meaning of poor, as there will be too many malay pig to subsidize.

Then the economy collapse.

The malay pig are actually digging their own grave and they are trying to dig a deeper and bigger one now.

But all of them I have to see are being manipulated by certain top malay politicians so they will support them.

There show that the general malay pig are quite stupid and can't think outside the box.

Only 1% of the malay pig can make it and they are the exceptions. If malay pig are not stupid, what are they?

If all malay pig jump into sea and all die!

This world will become very very beautiful.

vesewe said...

Yes, a lot of non-malays in Malaysia are leaving this country. But what the hell, they (babiputras) don't care. They are happy that we leave.

I do agree with you of those you mentioned, our country is stepping backward, we are loosing in all aspects and yet overdue and retarded ministers are still available on shelf. The ministers think that they are the only ones capable and qualified to be there and not replaceable, otherwise the country could collapse.

Looking at Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq likes looking at this country future. The well connected babiputras are getting richer. This government is spoon feeding the babiputras at this nation expense. I am sick of this country too.

My advise is let them rot in their own stew.

The Barisan government has achieved 0% in reversing the trend of racism.

While South Africa has disbanded racism through the government's initiative after the global news onslaught, our government leaders are propagating FACISM and RACISM in every way.

In term of racism, we are the most uncivilised country in the world. Look into our neighbouring countries of Asia, they are advancing economically on a straight forward objective, for their citizens.

Whereas we are moving in deviationist path, widely off the international economic theory for the sole objective, of propelling the well being of a supreme race.

Mahathir era is over, here we have Badawi. Is he changing the trend? Not a single sign of it.

How about the future under Najib? Sad, sad. They have more camouflage in readiness.

Hey, you pathetic cow and all the babiputras who have the same feeling/thinking like them. You don't feel shame being spoon feed by government using the taxpayers money?

I guess all the protection policy make you all even more lazy and narrow minded and stupid. The majority of you once step out of the Malaysia soil will sure starve to death.

Hoy, I think you should try some pork meat once a while to make you more intelligent a bit. Look at around the world region, anti pork meat countries are mostly rippled with starving and war or worst, non-stop crying for government policy protection.

Fact is fact when you babiputras are stupid is always stupid - although it can be help by consistent protection and nourishment policy but the end result will not go far because the quality of gene is there.

son out law said...

I don't want to be Pak Lah. I want to be Pak Lah's son-in-law so that if Pak Lah screws me I will screw back his daughter and the step mother-out-law.

If I am Anwar, I wanna to sodomize Pak Lah everyday until Pak Lah says cukup and retires for good.

devil kid said...

Oh you fucking Pakpukilah, why don't you retire in the year 2444 instead of 2010?

You fucking black devils, and all the other fucking BN black devils, can go to hell now, Malaysia doesn't need black devils like you.

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