The BolehJokes Humor: Ideas to change your lifestyle

After the fucking fuel-hike, every other fucking things will follow. Infact some machas already told me, maybe parking also affected. Parking fee have to increase because of fuel-hike! Haha. BOLEH!


No more fucking expensive toy cars. Riding mountain bike and singing "ah la la la la long" is all you can afford.


akk... ahh...! No more cinema shows. You better hope that your neighbour can perform a free "wayang kulit" show. And no! Even superman cannot save your ass if you have no money, nevermind Badawi.


You must be fucking crazy if you still think about concerts. FORGET IT. Just tell your next door Uncle to sing you "killing me softly". That's what the Government is doing to us anyway.


Guys, are you fucking crazy? No more long hours on the phone. Use pigeons to deliver your love letters to your other half. Well, you can write as many pages as you want for free! No fucking Government Tax at least.


Girly, no more romantic dinner in places like Victoria Station or San Francisco Steakhouse. Dont fucking blame your boyfriend for bringing you to a fucking Chow Kuey Teow stall nearby your neighborhood. His pocket is tight because of fucking badawi.


and watch... as BN motherfuckers take more money away from you and me.

And that my friend is the fucking vision 2020 for us! FUCKING HILARIOUS!


So how are you feeling right now? FUCK RIGHT?

Screw those bloody bastards!


The Bolehland Daily: Cash rebates from this Saturday

The government had initially set the rebate date for those who have already paid their road taxes in April and May as July 1.

"But looking at the situation, those who have paid their road taxes in April and May can begin claiming their rebates from June 14," said the prime minister.

The BolehJokes humors and thoughts:
My friend Muthu was confused about the rebate thing. So I told him a simple explanation. Let's say I fucking rob you RM100, and then I give you back RM2.00 so that you can take a bus home. Am I caring? HELL YEAH!

More fuel increase likely

Despite the measures announced today, the worst is not over yet, according to the prime minister.

When asked to comment on Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Minister Shahrir Samad's assurance that "prices will stay until March", Abdullah shook his head.

"We are still analysing this as the rise in world prices of oil is too quick (over the last few days)," said Abdullah.

The BolehJokes humors and thoughts:
Analysing what the fuck? Analyse your dick as it gets smaller each fucking day, fuck face!

More measure coming

As for the measures introduced today, he said that it is not the last.

"Although, some of the announcements today were already planned for earlier, we decided to release them one at a time. This is so that there won't be any confusion," he added.

The BolehJokes humors and thoughts:
More measures to suck my earning dry? FUCK OFF!