Wednesday, June 11, 2008

The BolehJokes Opinion: Motivated by money, power and popularity?

What's the first thing that came to your mind as to why a person wants to be a minister of this fucked-up country called Bolehland? Let's be fucking honest with ourselves. It's either money, power or popularity or all 3 together.

Seriously, I dont bloody mind if they are motivated by money, power or popularity. Why would any Tom, Dick and Harry wants to work so hard to become minister if they ain't getting anything in the end?

But that doesn't mean they can rob openly from the people. Bolehland is already fucking poor. Dont let the people suffer more. Here are the list of suggestions on how our Ministers can make more money:

Endorse a product:

The Pak Lah HairGel by Badawi

Mahathir's Fried Mamak Mee - famous in KL and PJ and some say JB

Mahathir's stay young secret with So So Young

Speak at a conference:

Malaysia's women forum - Keynote speaker: Rafidah Aziz

4th Annual Effective 4th Floor Management - Extended presentation by Khairy J.

Set up a training school

Hishamuddin's School of Genius

KJ's English School (The Oxford Genius)

Publish Books

The Chua Soi Lek Sex Scandal - My side of the story by Chua S.L

From Hero to Zero: The insightful thought of a loser - by Semi Value

Be a columnist in Magazine

101 ways on how to be an effective politician by Mahathir Mohd

How I manage my daily hairstyles by Syed Hamid

Part-time guest appearances in movies and tv shows

Macam-macam Aznil - Guest appearance by Khir Toyo

Sembilu VI - with guest appearance by Mike Tyson (Mohd Taib)

Gadis Impian - featuring guest appearance by Azalina Othman

Set up blogs and invite advertisements

Since no corruption is needed for these morons to be rich, thus they will be more popular with the people. With the massive attention given to them by the paparazzi, they are naturally more powerful. It's a win-win situation. Think about it. Hehe.

Well, I guess not. Fuck off!


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