The Bolehland Daily: More Excuses From The Sleeping PM

Sorry for the late update. It took me 2 fucking days to recover from my anger towards the fuel-hike issue. Again, forgive my choice of words. When we are dealing with fuckers who screw our lives, we just simply have to use the most effective word which is "FUCK"!

As expected, apart from telling us to change our fucking lives, the Hotshot Mr Clean Wannabe came out with some expected excuses. The very typical type. Here goes the list of bullshits:

1) The premier said the government had held out for as long as possible but the steep price of oil has risen rapidly in the world market.

2) “The government would do all it could to alleviate the burden experienced by the people, especially by those in the lower income group and among the steps to be taken was increasing direct aid to them apart from assuring prices of essential goods remained affordable,” he said.

3) The PM added that the government would also take steps to save on public sector expenditure, increase the range of goods under the price control scheme, improve public transportation and postpone projects that are not urgently needed.

4) Despite of all these, Abdullah said the national economy experienced encouraging growth last year proving the nation was on the right track. “Real Gross Domestic Product (GDP) growth last year was at 6.3 per cent despite a challenging world environment.

5) He also pointed out that the government succeeded in reducing the national deficit to 3.2 per cent. Household income of Malaysians increased from RM3,249 in 2004 to RM3,686 in 2007, an average increase of more 4.3 per cent a year

6) Poverty rate has been reduced from 5.7 per cent in 2004 to 3.6 per cent in 2007, while hardcore poverty it dropped from 1.2 per cent to 0.7 per cent during the same period

WOW! APPLAUSE APPLAUSE! FUCKING GREAT DEAL! I SHOULD WORSHIP HIM NOW.
It's so fucking great that I forgot how to appreciate it. No kidding. I thought oil prices drop down due to lower consumption as earlier reported? If the reports are accurate, we are going to pay a fucking staggering RM4 per litre comes August as a FUCKING OIL PRODUCING NATION? Zero subsidy. What a fucking good deal for me. You forgot that the oil belongs to Malaysian and not Petronas. This fucking country belongs to Malaysian, not fucking Badawi or bloody fucking UMNO. So till the very fucking last drop of oil, it should go to us and NOT YOUR FUCKING POCKET, asshole!

This fucking loser always seem to go for lousy and desperate excuses. Just few days ago, he fucking said RM2.70 is low when compared to other countries in the region. A loser making typical loser excuse. WHY DONT YOU FUCKING COMPARE US TO FUCKING ETHOPIA? WE WILL BE LIKE SO FUCKING GREAT!

The Government would do all to lessen my burden? NO FUCKING THANKS. Just fucking step down and fucking dig a fucking hole for your fucking self and jump the fuck into it and eat shit. That would fucking lessen my burden!

Save on public sector expenditure? First, you need to save on FUCKING UMNOPUTRAS EXPENDITURE. You ride motorbike to work and I will fucking believe you, moron. Dont even get me started on fucking public transport. Postpone projects that are not urgently needed? You send one more fucking useless ANGKASAWAN up the sky and I will fucking bust your balls! (If I can find it by then).

GDP growth? FUCKING WOW! Ever since you fucking tookover the office, your fucking reputation has been "Price Increase" while my salary is still the same. Dont you ever fucking forget that, you fucking dumbfuck.

Household income improved from RM3,249 in 2004 to RM3,686 in 2007? So fucking great! You never fucking put into account of fucking INFLATION! As usual, since you are a fucking dumbfuck and a fucking school drop-out, you can never calculate accurately. Do you fucking know what is inflation or not in the first fucking place? Asshole.

Poverty rate has been reduced from 5.7 per cent in 2004 to 3.6 per cent in 2007? So fucking great again. SO YOU FUCKING MEAN THAT THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE PROTESTING OUT THERE ARE VERY FUCKING RICH BUT VERY FUCKING BORED?



Listen. Go home and finger your wife, retard! And then fucking step down and go fuck yourself!
PEACE, Motherfucker!