The Bolehland Daily: The Sign of Change?

The Election Commission (EC) has informed its officers to be prepared for a snap election, said chairman Tan Sri Abdul Rashid Abdul Rahman. Stressing that he was not one to speculate, Abdul Rashid said the EC was prepared “for anything” and was capable of handling a snap election as it had all necessary infrastructure in place.

“But I don’t want to speculate, and it is not for us to speculate, but we are prepared for anything. In the past two months of meeting with the ROs, I’ve already told them to be prepared as it may be called anytime,” he said.

The BolehJokes humors and thoughts:

Ah Seng: Just no more cheating ar! Otherwise I dont serve you anymore Penang Fried Kueyteow! I mean it!

Ah Kao: If you cheat again, I will stuff durians into your .......

BAGUS!