Bolehjokes request: Does anyone wants to update this blog?

Dear Bolehland Comrades,I hardly have any time or mood to update this blog. Does anyone wants to volunteer to update? Please let me know in the comment box. Thanks....

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Crime rate has increased? Why?

Dear Countrymen,I just heard that Bolehland's crime rate has increased to more than 70% to 80 % since last year. Have you ever wonder why? For the longest time I could not understand.But now I know why....Hell! Our police are too busy on the streets! Arresting disgruntled citizens.WAH! BIG BIG CRIMINALS LAH THESE GUYS! Anti ISA protesters only but bloody big deal to police.Police said protesters are wasting their time and effort and rightly so. They were sweating whole day playing cat and mouse game with these people. After this, they gotta come out with reason to charge those odd 60 over fellas. They gotta come out with excuses as to why 100,000 others were not charged. Bloody fucking hardworking man these guys. And you said they were not...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Freedom in Malaysia (the boleh version)

Malaysia PreviouslyAny mere mention of May 13 incident will land you into trouble. No joke.Malaysia TodayMusa:You can talk about anything, we will never stop you from doing so. Just that we were saying not to talk about Altantuya, Razak Baginda, murder linking PM and his wife, racial issue, something that incite hatreds, emotional issue and errr.....what else...... oh ya, dont talk about the police force being corrupt as well ya. I'm serious. We are all good people.Interviewer:What if they still do?Musa:Then ISA lah! What else. They wanna taste Kamunting curry chicken, then try me.AND WE SAY OUR NATION HAS EVOLVED EVER SINCE! CERTAINLY RIGHT, IN TERMS OF MANY MORE THINGS THAT WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT.This situation leads me to think about this...

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The BolehJokes Humor: Something to enlighten your day

Interviewer: Since you're not being appointed into the cabinet, what are you gonna do?Syed H: Hmm...I think I need to reinvent myself in order to stay relevant. Look at Madonna. She reinvented herself many times and remained so successful. I will start with spending some time with Samy to get some valuable advise in getting a wig.Interviewer: Why did you order the arrest of Teresa Kok last time?Syed H: I said it many times already (offended). I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HER!Interviewer: What do you mean by that?Syed H: Chua Soi Lek was watching her! She should thank me instead. How ungrateful.Interviewer: Do you hate Raja Petra?Syed H: Of course I do! I am better looking and yet he's more popular. How unfair!Interviewer: What's your plan of action...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Azilah and Sirul sentenced to death

The verdict is final. The two police special action force personnel were sentenced to the gallows by the Shah Alam High Court today for the murder of Mongolian national Altantunya Shaarriibuu in December 2007.Any human being with a clear mind can only imagine why would these 2 police officers brutally murder an innocent Mongolian girl without any reason at all. It's unthinkable. I aint going further on this.Anyway, may the poor girl rest in pea...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: What does Najib have to do to regain the support of Chinese and Indians?

This is a trying time for our new prime minister. The results in the 3 by-elections showed a lack of trust and support for his premiership. It shows that it is the direct rejection of Barisan Nasional as a whole and not towards Tun Abdullah Badawi's leadership. At the way it is going, an immediate or may I put it as a drastic change is needed to save BN from further downfall in the next general election. So he's in a make or break situation and a wrong decision will ensure that he goes down to history as the first BN chairman to lose the Government to the opposition.The good news for Najib is, he will be better prepared for the challenges ahead unlike his predecessor, Tun Abdullah who was in a long honeymoon period after the massive victory...

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Tri-elections: Updates and results

It's official! The 'M' factor didn't work out for BN. I feel sorry for the "Pop Star" actually. Haha.Bukit SelambauS Manikumar (PKR) 12,607S Ganesan (BN) 10,232Majority 2,375Bukit GantangMohd Jamaluddin Nizar (PAS) 21,860Ismail Saffian (BN-Umno) 19,071Kamarul Ramizu Idris (Ind) 62Batang AiBN's Malcolm Mussem Lamoh (3,907 votes) has beaten PKR's Jawah Gerang (2,053). The majority is 1,854.Polling at Bukit Selambau, Bukit Gantang and Batang Ai started at 8am this morning. I'm gonna do my small part of journalism. Check out for more updates.7pm: At Bukit Selambau Unofficial results After counting four streams of out 64, PKR's S Manikumar is leading by 578 votes. 7pm: At Bukit Gantang Unofficial results PAS' Mohd Nizar Jamaluddin...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: Using Go-Go girls to pull in crowd

I almost pissed myself laughing after reading this. Using go-go girls to pull in crowd. HAHAHA.Sorry fellas for the long hiatus. I'm back!In perhaps the cheapest political tactic ever, BN decided to use the go-go girl to grab attention in Bukit Gantang. Come on! Are they really out of ideas? What's next?Stand-up comedian?Maya Karin?Or Mat Rempit Motor Show?Who suggested the go-go girls anyway? What a brilliant political adviser you got there mate! Hehe.I like to laugh alot these days. So pardon me. And I just read this headline below and again couldnt stop laughing.Why is 'suratkhabar lama' in town?PKR VP Azmin Ali trains his guns at Mahathir during a ceramah. "Umno has a new president, a new deputy and there is a shift in leadership. So why...

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The BolehJokes Opinion: I dont give a flying shit. No hudud for me

You may have your reason. You may thousand of explanations. But hudud is a "no go" for me even if it is only applicable to my Malay friends. It doesn't matter. The thing is, a nation should have a standard law, a standard policy and a standard ruling. How can certain ruling only be applicable to certain race only? It doesn't work that way.Imagine now we have hudud for Malays. Next we will have Chow Kuey Teow law for Chinese. Then Fried Meehoon law for Indians. Roti Bakar campur Teh Ais law for Kadazan, Bajau, Iban and all the orang asli.Next, we have law for the women only. And then law for men. Then law for Manchester United fans only. Then law for Liverpool fans. And so on and so on.....What does that tells you?........That our nation is...

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Happy New Year Everyone. What is your new year resolution?

Hey guys,Sorry for taking such a long break. Anyway, Happy 2009 to everyone. I wish that Bolehland will survive through the economy crisis and that our politicians will be more matured and be more caring.It looks like Najib is going to be our next Prime Minister soon. Politics aside, I only wish that he can bring this nation forward.Sorry Uncle Nik and Uncle Hadi. Hudud is a "no go" for me. Please. The economy is the main concern this year. Stop bickering and save us from the downfall.With all the chaos from the opposition, I am only glad that Anwar didnt takeover now. I bet he can see clearly now that once in power, all his allies are not so united afterall. They end up biting each other. So maybe they will be better prepared for the next term but not now.Best wishes,...

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